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why I detest Bernie

 
 
Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 12:10 pm
Ok so i drive a Porsche 911 but that's of little import; the thing is Bernie still prefers the Morgan over the far superior MGA Twin-cam, all syncro. I mean, my god, Morgan still builds their cars out of ash wood body frames. Hell i would even take a Austin 100/3000 over those Morgan tree-trunk sports cars. Bernie sat for 3 days on our patio extolling the virtues of Morgans never once acknowledging. Oh the humanity of it all. I must fight the good fight and call his number each and every time he mentions MORGAN cars; so ok, I would drive a Morgan if I could afford it but holy moly do i really want to have to use floor wax on the frame of my car?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 12:16 pm
Dys
That's even worse than having to wax a Woody station wagon.

The horror of it! Shocked

BBB
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 12:17 pm
I don't know how you put up with that, Dys!
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TilleyWink
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 02:49 pm
What is a Porsche 911.

I sole my car and I ride on a bus!
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 02:51 pm
It's Dys' emergency response vehicle. It's red.
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TilleyWink
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 03:09 pm
BBB do you surf? Waves I mean? Are you on you way to Doheny in the Kandy Colored ... Woody.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 03:43 pm
Re: Dys
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
That's even worse than having to wax a Woody station wagon.

The horror of it! Shocked

BBB


I have it on good authority that both dys and bernie have been known to wax their woodys.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 04:42 pm
Re: Dys
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
That's even worse than having to wax a Woody station wagon.

The horror of it! Shocked

BBB


I have it on good authority that both dys and bernie have been known to wax their woodys.


Bear, you are a nasty man!

BBB Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 04:58 pm
http://www.britsattheirbest.com/images/life_morgan_car.jpg

sorry dysturbia..

that car is much prettier then that corvette you own..
you know..


the one on your porche..
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 06:00 pm
http://www.patsis.com/MGA_016.jpg
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 06:04 pm
http://www.britishv8.org/Other/FredSchadeJr/FredSchadeJr-A.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 06:37 pm
You guys just need a a measuring tape and disinterested measurers and you can fix this thing forever.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 06:46 pm
TilleyWink wrote:
What is a Porsche 911.

It's a car Porsche markets to terrorists. Hence the name. The major selling point is that it helps them escape faster from the scene of the crime. Unfortunately Porsche screwed up the system design, so the trunk has no space for any bomb of decent size.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Jun, 2008 06:53 pm
Thomas wrote:
TilleyWink wrote:
What is a Porsche 911.

It's a car Porsche markets to terrorists. Hence the name. The major selling point is that it helps them escape faster from the scene of the crime. Unfortunately Porsche screwed up the system design, so the trunk has no space for any bomb of decent size.


Bad Thomas....
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jun, 2008 03:53 am
I saw an RV race on "Top Ger" . That was entertainment.
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 5 Aug, 2008 08:26 am
The Aeromax. Prettier from this angle than from the rear unlike dys who doesn't look much good from any viewpoint.

http://www.morgan-motor.co.uk/sales/aeromax_images/aeromax_front_graf_web.jpg
TilleyWink
 
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Reply Sun 28 Sep, 2008 02:21 am
@blatham,
Loving the grafitti. Do you know where this photo was taken?
blatham
 
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2008 07:05 am
@TilleyWink,
Sorry, don't. A guess would be somewhere near their factory in Worcestershire.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2008 07:56 am
@blatham,
Bernie- I would NEVER park a car like that in a neighborhood filled with graffiti.
The thought of that gorgeous piece of workmanship sullied by pseudo-artists making their "statements" is enough to make me barf!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 5 Oct, 2008 09:18 am
Thats what Id envision as a sports car designed by Citroen. It still has that dead camel look . You really serious?

Then u'd love the UNIMOG
 

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