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WHO IS BARACK OBAMA? Honest answers about a mysterious man.

 
 
Arendt
 
Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2008 01:08 pm
So what is the TRUTH about Barack Obama? I did NOT write this, but it was sent to me on the internets, so it must be true:


There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is
every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of
their friends and loved ones.

Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an
American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing
the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a
conference on PATRIOTISM.

Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART
at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which
is almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his
stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE,
which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the
ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every
afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.

Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and
a MEGACHURCH.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and
a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by
FORKLIFT.

Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because
they are AWESOME.
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Foofie
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2008 08:43 pm
Well, I do believe Jesus loves America, since it is a safe haven for His people.

But, I have noticed that no one can claim to have seen Barack Obama and Clark Kent together. Not even Jimmy Olsen or Lois Lane!
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