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There's one born every minute

 
 
roger
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 12:17 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
I just throw everything on the kitchen floor... I have a dog and a cat....


My housekeeping is such, you can also eat off my floors.

Sharper Image tried to sue Consumers' Reports of panning their worthless ionizing air purifier. For some reason, the withdrew the suit.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 12:18 pm
mac11 wrote:
Chai wrote:
What the name of that business that sells all sorts of cheap gimicky things....Eleanor Vernor, Marion Vernor? Something like that.

Lillian Vernon


YEAH!

I remember as a kid looking at those catalogues, and wanting to get the "Surprise Box".

$3000 worth of stuff, all for $6.25

Imagine the riches.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 08:51 pm
I will never question you again, Chai. I feel terrible for doing so in the first place. I must not have a sole.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 10:03 pm
was that the soul reason for this disagreement?
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 12:47 am
only in America Rolling Eyes Confused
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 07:07 am
margo wrote:
only in America Rolling Eyes Confused



What?

In Oz 2 good friends can't have a disagreement, and come to a happy resolution?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 08:07 am
Quote:
in 2007 there were 134 000 000 babies born/yr divided by 525 600 minutes/yr = 255 babies born/minute



Chai wrote:
There's one born every minute



Sorry, that can't be, it would make the general population much, much clever.. Twisted Evil
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 08:17 am
Phineas Tayor Barnum is alleged to have said: "There's a sucker born every minute." Admirers of P. T., however, deny this. Other commentators state that P. T. actually said: "There's a suck born every minute; and two born to take advantage of him."

Now, had P. T. actually said that, the birth rate in 2007 were meaningless, as he died more than a century earlier--1891. So, it were entirely possible that of each, say, ten live births in 1890, one was a sucker, two were natural born flim-flammers, one was destined for greatness and the other six were destined to never leave the farm or the factory.

Who can say?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 08:23 am
Francis wrote:
Quote:
in 2007 there were 134 000 000 babies born/yr divided by 525 600 minutes/yr = 255 babies born/minute



Chai wrote:
There's one born every minute



Sorry, that can't be, it would make the general population much, much clever.. Twisted Evil


ah....but saying there's one born every minute does not say there is ONLY one born every minute.

One is merely the minimum.



I wonder how many babies were born a minute back in PT's day?

When, truly, was there only one born every minute?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 08:29 am
Chai wrote:
When, truly, was there only one born every minute?


Just a guess, but i'd say around 30,000 BCE . . .
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 09:33 am
roger wrote:
My housekeeping is such, you can also eat off my floors.

So, you're not a dirty rat?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 7 Jun, 2008 09:36 am
Setanta wrote:
Now, had P. T. actually said that, the birth rate in 2007 were meaningless,


Well, it would be meaningless in that case but, as Chai was referring to the suckers that currently buy those garbage bowls, it is meaningful..
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 27 Oct, 2008 03:30 pm
@Chai,
Chai wrote:
There's one born every minute...

http://www.novatownhall.com/blog/graphics/alfalfa_elizabeth_taylor.jpg
Chai, with Wally, pointing her finger in amazement, at the next one born
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DreamWallDecor
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2014 07:52 am
@Chai,
Picture of the tag or not real
but anyways I think its just a manufacturing defect.
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