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There's one born every minute

 
 
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 11:26 am
I can't believe how out-of-touch you guys are. I mean, yes, I have a garbage bowl and I thought everyone was onto that by now. It sits on my counter because it goes with the decor and people often comment on how lovely my garbage bowl is.

They don't even have to ask what it is! They know! I can't believe the sarcasm and petty remarks here - why, everyone who's anyone knows you can't use just any old bowl for your garbage!!!

It's either a Rachel Ray bowl or nothing!! Get with the program, people! I'm willing to buy each of you one if you'll lay off Rachel. She may have a really irritating voice and a stupid show, but man, she's got the best damn garbage bowl on the Shopping Network.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 12:45 pm
mame.......



you're off your meds, aren't you?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 12:46 pm
I think she went off them a while ago and bought a garage full of garbage bowls.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 12:47 pm
Do you want a bowl, Chai? Do you?
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 12:49 pm
uh, look....

let's just sit down in this quiet little gazebo.

hear the birdies singing ?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 12:53 pm
my bowl is by Martha Stewart



so stick that in your pipe and smoke it
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 12:55 pm
that's it shewolf....distract mame....

got to keep the loonies on the path.




else they'll be running about with their garbage bowls, and get into all sorts of mischief.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 12:57 pm
My garbage bowl stays in my kitchen where it belongs. What's wrong with you, chai - don't you know that it is dangerous to run with bowls?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 01:01 pm
I use mine for cereal on real munchy days
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 01:46 pm
Knew it! Cereal killer.
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Tai Chi
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 01:55 pm
Now see, I thought it was called a garbage bowl 'cause it was made out of garbage. Doesn't it look like it was fashioned from bits of colourful ground up plastic -- former McDonald's give-away junk -- what would have been garbage before the magic of recycling? But then, I'm not what you'd call serfisticated...I leave the compost bucket on the counter during meal preparations -- it's right handy!

(Who's Rachel Ray?)
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farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 02:01 pm
an annoying yenta who doesnt even wash her hands while she cooks. Bitch is toxic.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2008 02:03 pm
She has hands?
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 10:16 am
On to another example of "There's one born every minute"

This time, and entire business.....



Sharper Image.


I know that they have filed for bankruptcy, reorganization, whatever you want to call it.

My question is "Why did it take so many years for people to realize that all Sharper Image sells is useless, overpriced ****?"

Alas, their website is not functional at this time, but we've all seen their products.

An entire organization whose soul purpose is to sell things like garbage bowls.

What the name of that business that sells all sorts of cheap gimicky things....Eleanor Vernor, Marion Vernor? Something like that.

I respect that stuff a lot more, you know you're buying a 5 dollar piece of junk, they don't try to make you feel sophisticated by jacking the price up to $35.00 for the same item.

I mean, buying stuff like sea monkeys or toilet paper with a joke on each 1 ply sheet is cool, you know you're getting a nothing.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 10:19 am
I think you meant "sole purpose", Chai.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 10:20 am
I dunno - works both ways ... well it would if the company had a soul.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 10:21 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I think you meant "sole purpose", Chai.



I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

Sharper Image does sell overpriced useless stuff as their SOUL purpose.

I truly believe the Anti-christ is among us.

The good fight is being fought against sharper image, all we can do is join hands and pray.
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mac11
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 11:51 am
Chai wrote:
What the name of that business that sells all sorts of cheap gimicky things....Eleanor Vernor, Marion Vernor? Something like that.

Lillian Vernon
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 12:04 pm
I just throw everything on the kitchen floor... I have a dog and a cat....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 6 Jun, 2008 12:13 pm
Chai wrote:
I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

Chai is accurate, 100 percent.
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