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Lessons Learned...Stupid Things We Do..

 
 
mismi
 
Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 02:44 pm
We can make into a lesson....

Such as:

Several years ago I loved to run. I don't anymore because my knees are shredded from all of it. I lived down in steamy Mobile, AL where the humidity is 90% plus the majority of the time. I would go to the Y to run on a treadmill to avoid it.

One of my favorite things to do was to get on and watch people. I had a great spot near the back and it was in the corner of the room and facing mirrors that were on the wall. I could see the whole room without seeming to be actually staring at folks.

It was great fun.. I could see the serious folks and watch their faces as they grimaced and grunted their way through their workouts. I could see the ones who wished to be somewhere else as they sat placidly staring into space while forgetting to actually work out. I could see the ones who came to flirt and play. Truly fascinating stuff.

I usually did not have a problem keeping my steady pace while I watched. But there was one day that changed. I was into my normal routine. It was 5:30pm...about the time when all the yuppies and dinks were piling in after work to exercise. It promised to be a great day of people watching. But something went wrong. About 15 minutes into my run, my foot hit the side and I stumbled.

I stumbled forward onto my knees. The treadmill was still going. That being the case, I fell forward onto my face and to the side a bit so that I got rolled over onto my back and off the back of the treadmill. I must have screamed or made some kind of noise. I don't think I have seen so many faces staring down at me asking if I was okay as I did that day. I was horrified. I jumped up and murmured that I was okay and quickly left the building as fast as I could. I never returned.

The lesson I learned: You really should always pay attention to what you are doing. Focus on the task at hand.

....and if you are going to stare at folks while on the treadmill make sure you use the emergency stop key so the damn thing will cut off when it gets pulled.



So - what lessons have you learned from something stupid you have done?
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 02:47 pm
Laughing

I think I have a story or two that might fit here. I'll be back later.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 02:49 pm
Learn not read Mismi's tripping threads unless toileted....

K - peeing myself laughing requires incontinence pads!!!!!!!!!!! Started laughing before I even got half way through your post hun - could see you were in one of those story moods. Love yoooooooooooooooooou x Laughing
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 02:50 pm
Re: Lessons Learned...Stupid Things We Do..
mismi wrote:
We can make into a lesson....


I stumbled forward onto my knees. The treadmill was still going. That being the case, I fell forward onto my face and to the side a bit so that I got rolled over onto my back and off the back of the treadmill. I must have screamed or made some kind of noise. I don't think I have seen so many faces staring down at me asking if I was okay as I did that day. I was horrified. I jumped up and murmured that I was okay and quickly left the building as fast as I could. I never returned.





Wow, you can really paint a picture. That was stupendous.


I have learned a gazillion lessons from doing stupid things.

The first to that come to mind are....


1. Make sure your dorm room door is closed before examining your groin area for an ingrown hair. This can and will lead to a huge misunderstanding when someone walks in.

2. If you have to fart, don't lean your chair back on the rear legs. When the legs slip out from under you and you crash to the floor, you have no control over certain bodily functions.
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 02:53 pm
Oh...my...gosh...truly the hardest I have laughed in I don't know how long...thank you Chai...

(((IZZIE)))x
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 02:55 pm
mismi wrote:
Oh...my...gosh...truly the hardest I have laughed in I don't know how long...thank you Chai...

(((IZZIE)))x



no, thank you mismi, my mouth started to ache from laughing at your tale.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 03:02 pm
I have learned that when driving an automatic - always remember not to leave the car in "D" at the top of the paddock hill without a handbrake on!

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk41/LzzieIzzie/P1010051.jpg

and always, always be nice to the local farmer in case I need to borrow a tractor!

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk41/LzzieIzzie/P1010071.jpg

one of my blonder moments! Very expensive lesson Rolling Eyes
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 03:04 pm
Oh Izzie! How in the world did you do that? Laughing So sorry!
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Izzie
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 03:06 pm
I didn't do it..... I am still denying it. I DID put the handbrake on. I didn't leave it in DRIVE.

Lesson: Never admit how stupid one can be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: Deny Deny Deny!
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 03:19 pm
That's smart Izzie. I am in(to) denial


another thing...always scuff the bottom of new heels really well before wearing them to work and walking down a marble staircase...sliding down 5 steps in a dress reveals way too much to the colleagues that are waiting below. And it doesn't do a lot for your upward mobility. Buffoon.

Now you know why I am a stay at home Mom.
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 03:57 pm
Never let anyone milk your mouse. It hurts.

Curiosity is not an excuse...just say no.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 04:05 pm
Shocked I've heard of milking a snake hunni! Curiosity is not an excuse :wink:
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 04:06 pm
Sounds dirty doesn't it? Laughing
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Izzie
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 04:14 pm
Lesson: Always wear heels you can walk in!

(missy - are you sitting down for this!!!!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eINGyJHz8

(I have tears with this!)
mismi
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 04:19 pm
Oh lord...I feel her pain... hard not to laugh...can you imagine what she is thinking the SECOND TIME SHE FALLS? sh_t, sh_t, sh_t, sh_t, sh_t, sh_t, sh_t
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 04:45 pm
wow, actually I think that one is a sad commentary on the "civilized" world.

first we convince women to wear stupid looking clothes and shoes that can cripple you for life, then, when the anorexic model falls down, she's not even allow to act like a real person.

screw that. If I fell walking down the runway, I'd just lie there was a minute, taking an internal inventory to see if I hurt anything. Then if I was still alone, I get up and say loudly "For Christs sake, wasn't anyone going to HELP me?"

Then I'd carry on about how I bruised my knee, and how I thought these stinkin' shoes should be burned.
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MagicBlackCat
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 04:50 pm
Can you imagine her performance evaluation? "Cannot walk and carry watering can at the same time"
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 04:52 pm
Here is an another interviewer who can't stop laughing on a Belgian TV show after he interviews a man about surgery on his privates which went wrong. Laughing
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O0dybAaZWuI&feature=related
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 05:27 pm
Dutchy wrote:
Here is an another interviewer who can't stop laughing on a Belgian TV show after he interviews a man about surgery on his privates which went wrong. Laughing
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O0dybAaZWuI&feature=related


I just watched the longer subtitled version of that.

Actually, the man had a simple operation like for his tonsils, and his vocal chords were damaged.

I can't believe how the entire audience just sat there.
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 06:46 pm
I can see that it is funny that he can't stop laughing...but the poor man he is laughing at is appalled...as is the audience apparently.

never go on a talk show to air your problems...
 

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