Re: Lessons Learned...Stupid Things We Do..
mismi wrote:We can make into a lesson....
I stumbled forward onto my knees. The treadmill was still going. That being the case, I fell forward onto my face and to the side a bit so that I got rolled over onto my back and off the back of the treadmill. I must have screamed or made some kind of noise. I don't think I have seen so many faces staring down at me asking if I was okay as I did that day. I was horrified. I jumped up and murmured that I was okay and quickly left the building as fast as I could. I never returned.
Wow, you can really paint a picture. That was stupendous.
I have learned a gazillion lessons from doing stupid things.
The first to that come to mind are....
1. Make sure your dorm room door is closed before examining your groin area for an ingrown hair. This can and will lead to a huge misunderstanding when someone walks in.
2. If you have to fart, don't lean your chair back on the rear legs. When the legs slip out from under you and you crash to the floor, you have no control over certain bodily functions.