Maybe Cook County Should Ban Warm Weather

sure.
let make it LEGAL so that there are no consequences.

Granted.. if the people are never caught, then you can make laws until you are blue in the face.. but nothing will change.


maybe they need these security cameras that are all over austin's streets here! That might help..

Chicago has more street cameras than any other city by far.

An unarmed populace is fertile ground for criminals and gang bangers.

Chicago has pretty much banned guns, and it's working so well, they want to try it statewide [snicker].