This F**king Cat

gustavratzenhofer wrote:

You want me to arrange that, Bear?

no but you could take chai for a ride...

because he sheds all over every f**king thing... I'm inhaling cat hair... he gets on my pillow, purrs in my ear.... and I'm a light sleeper. I also pay the f**cking rent and buy the food. I also have black bed linens...It's you who don't get it. This is not a kitten.... this is a mature 2 year old cat.

cyphercat wrote:

Okay, well I see while I was writing that you answered why not in the bedrooms--black sheets *snort*---uh, excuse me! sinus problems

what's wrong with black? and it's my comforter and shams that are black... my sheets are white...

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

because he sheds all over every f**king thing... I'm inhaling cat hair... he gets on my pillow, purrs in my ear.... and I'm a light sleeper. I also pay the f**cking rent and buy the food. I also have black bed linens...It's you who don't get it. This is not a kitten.... this is a mature 2 year old cat.

So....why not close YOUR bedroom door so he can't get in?

Does Stephen mind it? If your door is closed, he'll probably go sleep with him.

If there is a particular place on the bed he like to lay down, put a beach towel there.

Bear, I get it. I get that you can't have an animal in the house, and not change your lifestyle in some way because it's there.

jezzer is 15 or 16 years old...she's always been a bit daffy. Now, she's quite a bit daffy. A year ago she decided she didn't like to pee in the litter box in the mud room, and started peeing in the closet in the room (no door to closet) After cleaning it up with oxy power, we put a second litter box in the closet....she decided she didn't like peeing in the closet, and moved to the tile floor in the dining room. The upshot is we now have a litter box in the middle of the dining room, with a puppy training pad next to it. Some days her muse tells her to pee in the box, other days, the voices tell her to pee on the puppy training pad. As long as there's no odor, I don't care. I mean, I certainly don't like having a litter box 10 feet away from the front door, but it's that or live in a house that smells like cat piss.

She's an old woman. I'm responsible for her. She's got no health problems to warrant putting her down, and I'm not going to just because she getting senile. She's happy.

I'm seriously trying not to make you mad bear, I know it's extra effort.

I know from experience you're not going to make the cat do things your way, if it doesn't benefit him in some way.

As long as we are talking about cats, let me tell you about mine. She is dying. I believe she has some sort of cancer because she is constantly throwing up or ejecting fluids from other orifices and the smell is something you would expect to find in the deepest pits of hell.

And I think I am dying with her. I seriously believe when Wench dies I will be soon behind. It is just some sort of ominous feeling that I have.

I remember her as a kitten, lying on my chest. We had a special bond. And now she is a skeleton of a cat -- nothing left but fur and bones and the odor of death which I mentioned.

I am ready to meet my maker. I have led a full, rich life. But, what of Wench?

Will her afterlife be a good one?

Or will she be chased by the hounds of hell?


Obviously, my concern is understandable.

Wait.

What kind of material are those sheets?

See, I just don't see any of that as going to any particular lengths.

those who say it keeps them from walking properly haven't looked at the anatomy of a cat. It does use that knuckle for walking, balance for standing. It's only used when extended for a full claw usage, not even extended fully for running.

Well, into every life a little rain must fall. The cat has his pain for a couple, 3, 4 days....then lives the next 15 or 20 years never getting punished or resented for clawing.

Scrathing posts?

Yeah, right.

actually mushy... they're just plain 600 count egyptian cotton sheets....

now, have a cup of tea.... it's just plain lipton tea...