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Spitzer: "I Like to Bite My Lip in Shame."

 
 
Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2008 08:57 am
Skimming Spitzer-related articles the past couple days, the most indelible impression left is this: he prefers to bite his lip to convey a feeling of shame.

http://stb.msn.com/i/23/B92847D7F9E8C14D60208AB76A6.jpg

I know, I know--something about hookers and hypocrisy.

But more importantly, in every picture I've seen, he looks like a first grader who has been banished to the back of the bus for shitting his pants. I'm not sure that he does, in fact, have lips at all.

He looks like a pug that knows it's done wrong, having chewed your wallet. He looks like he's spent the entire day sucking lemons. Or a hooker's breasts.

And we're done.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 12 Mar, 2008 10:01 am
So's he.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 06:41 am
Re: Spitzer: "I Like to Bite My Lip in Shame."
Gargamel wrote:

http://stb.msn.com/i/23/B92847D7F9E8C14D60208AB76A6.jpg



I think this is the face of a man who has been hit full on with the back of a frying pan.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 06:54 am
this is the face of a guy who's freaked about getting caught....that's all.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 08:13 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
this is the face of a guy who's freaked about getting caught....that's all.


I'm sure he's freaked. But this is simply the face that attempts to publicly reconcile his former anti-corruption political persona with the hooker news. It's "deep shame" he's practiced in the mirror I'm sure.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 08:21 am
I believe if we could look into Spitzer's mind during this whole ordeal, we would have the answer to his facial contortions.

I believe he is thinking, "Maybe if I can get myself to look like Bill Cowher the public will forget this whole sordid mess and start thinking about football instead."

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2008/03/11/1205228862_8375/539w.jpg
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 02:41 pm
He looks like a goblin from a Harry Potter movie.

Damned creepy.
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Miklos7
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 03:54 pm
I haven't a clue what these chimp-like lip grimaces might mean, but in his eyes I see not a whit of remorse. The eyes look angry, which, apparently, was his default emotion as AG and governor.
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Foofie
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 04:01 pm
Perhaps, all the publicity will have a silver lining, in that more men will see that if one is fortunate to have a wife and child(ren), then it only makes sense to focus one's existence in their direction, since it is a blessing to have family.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 04:39 pm
He looks like my grandpa did when he took out his teeth.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2008 03:33 am
I think his wife's face at that news conference spoke volumes.
Poor woman. What had see done to deserve him?
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2008 04:25 am
Every time I see this title, I'm reminded of the Green Day song, "Longview", particularly the words in red:

Quote:
Sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old ****
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm ******* lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like ****

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like ****

I got no motivation
Where is my motivation?
No time for the motivation
Smoking my inspiration

Sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're f'ing breaking

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored
I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
I was slipping away to paradise
Some say,"Quit or I'll go blind."
But it's just a myth
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2008 05:25 am
Miklos7 wrote:
I haven't a clue what these chimp-like lip grimaces might mean, but in his eyes I see not a whit of remorse. The eyes look angry, which, apparently, was his default emotion as AG and governor.


Yes, that's what I get from it too. "Damn these bloodthirsty media people -- I'll look contrite as I can and get the hell out of here."
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