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Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama

 
 
Zippo
 
Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 11:58 am
Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton."

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/data/images/news/categories/kkkHillaryObama.jpg


White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.

This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.

KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate.

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=1227

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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 12:51 pm
I think their penmanship says it all. Same handwriting the NY Times mail sorters see everyday on envelopes containing rambling, insane manifestos and with return addresses from rural Kansas.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 01:25 pm
Lets face it - they hate both Clinton and Obama, what better way to get bad publicity for both candidates. Obviously, the majority of Americans are not going to vote for anyone the KKK endorses, plus with this plot they get to slam Clinton too. They figure it's a win win for them because the Republican candidate comes out clean.

PS- Really Zippo, as The King of Conspiracy Theories you should have figured this one out on your own.
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woiyo
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 03:11 pm
Really, they only half support him.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 04:32 pm
"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"




A campaign message with a difference.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 05:04 pm
Politics may make strange bedfellows, but I'm guessing Obama is none-too-pleased to have these guys under his sheets....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 05:08 pm
New slogan for Clinton: She's so tough, she scares the sheet out of the KKK....
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 05:13 pm
Quote:
The Ku Klux Klan wants you to know: "Despite some rumors, the Ku Klux Klan is not endorsing Barack Obama for President." The source of the confusion, says the group of mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers, is the Onion-like satirical website, The Daily Squib, whose joke headline stated, "Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama." Not true, says the troupe of sheet-clad cousin-humpers. In fact, Thomas Robb, national director of The Knights Party wonders, "Is he willing to stand for the protection of white men, women and children who are quickly to be America's new minority." [sic]


http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/02/fyi-crackerass-kkk-not-voting-obama.php

Fooled you, fooled you!!! Laughing
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 05:42 pm
woiyo wrote:
Really, they only half support him.


i get it...
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 05:44 pm
woiyo wrote:
Really, they only half support him.



Which half??? Laughing
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hanno
 
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Reply Sat 1 Mar, 2008 05:04 pm
Onion wannabes
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