head on pillow..........dozing off.........
Good morning all..........I'm up and bathed and dressed........no headache, how did I manage that? The songs were fun last night. And the fox trot was divine..........
Now, cereal please, Wassau darling.....with milk and no pee.
Coffee for me, Wassau. And a couple of Advil, if you don't mind...?
Had the most horrendous nightmare...dreamed I kept hearing "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" over and over all night long....(shaking head -- ooh, that hurts)...then this bull frog started doing a striptease...Mickey Rourke was there...thought it might be a hallucination...really gotta lay off the Baileys, you guys.
quick.........cheshire (hide that bull frog.) good night all............too sleepy to say more tonight.
Here, gimme that frog ... I'll hide him right here in this can of breading mix.
I also want to sing a song - a raunchy one though - anyone wanna hear ???
Oh please Gautum,
We're bohemians, you know. We like raunchy. Let's hear it.
Timber, is that a breaded bull frog you're eating? Wassau! We don't eat our friends!.....you and Timber........oh well, I suppose you're right. He had already maranated himself in his mighty fine wine. I'm just glad you didn't hide me in the breading mix Sunday night!
Suddenly I am feeling shy ....
Come on, Gautum. We're going to get insistent soon.
You are not playing fair, you naughty boy.
Shall we spank him, Lola?
yes, let's..........you go around this way, and Wassau will wait by the door and I'll go around that way............oh, he's going to just love this.........
Ooooooooh a spanking !! <rubs his hand in glee>
Who is going to take me across the knees ?
Lola can go first...I'll wait my turn.
Meanwhile, Madonna's on the jukebox...
Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
I don't want you to thank me, you can just...spank me.
Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
Before I get too cranky, you better...
Like hanky panky (hanky panky)?
Nothing like a good spanky (spanky)!
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky (hanky panky)?
Nothing like a good spanky (spanky)!
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.
Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
'Cause I don't like a big softie, I like someone mean and bossy,
Let me speak to you frankly, you better...
Like hanky panky (hanky panky)?
Nothing like a good spanky (spanky)!
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
Like hanky panky (hanky panky)?
Nothing like a good spanky (spanky)!
Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.
Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
Even when I'm being good to you.
I don't want you to thank me,
You better just..spank me.
Welllllllllllll, Madonna is a naughty, I can see. And our very own Gautum is begging for more. But I don't do the over the knee thing. We'll have to find Homer Simpson for that. But if you'll wait just a minute, I think Madonna left her whip here the other day when she stopped by to say hello. Now, I think I put it in the broom closet. Wassau? Wassau honey, where'd you put that whip?
ouuuuu, look in here, she left her pointy brassiere and black boots too........
Now Gautum are you going to sing us that raunchy song or not?
In English, please? (brandishing whip)
Gautam likes it in English, German, Dutch and
Turkish. He just plain likes it (that is, if it gotta be plain
)
LOL BillW - u forgot Czech, Polish, Hungarian, Romanian, Spanish etc etc etc
Actually, the song I sang in Hindi is pretty raunchy and coupled with the video, has caused a bit of a moral outrage back in India...
A quick translation...
I have been pricked by a thorn,
Come take it out my king (raja - it is a very "crude" term to address yr lover, mostly used by prostitutes)
I am behind the house,
Behind the bush...
Come quickly...
Now don't tell me that you dont find it raunchy ?
