@Lightwizard,
It is very distasteful to talk about food and eating you know LW. Have you not read Philippa Pullar's Consuming Passions. It is a carnal activity. There's only a pretence of a cerebral content. It actually is chomping through the nutrient bed as one sometimes sees a caterpillar working back and forth across a leaf mandibles a scrunching. Fat, spice and sugar are the principle attractions. Dangerous substances all. Habit forming.
Mr Montgomery-Massingbird would neither allow witnesses to him eating not witness others doing so. And he was "up there" as Andy Warhol liked to say.
And other matter on which you are confused is that if you talk a place up it gets crowded and not only do you have to sit cheek by jowl with people whose ancestry and lifestyle you don't know but the staff treat you like **** and you have to beg for the simplest service. I suppose you would pass on then and find a neglected new place to talk up again and have your worshippers following you around like lost sheep.
Does Lola's Coffee House do egg and bacon barms?