Lola at the Coffee House, Cafe 101

Photos, Hiama! We want photos!

I'm sure Wassau appreciates the advertising value, Gautam, but please step away from the windows. You've got the crowd outside worked up into a mad frenzy.

<<Dahling, people are willing *pay* me to see me without clothes>>

Gautam, a stripper? What is this cafe' coming to?! I didn't know Wassau booked THAT sort of entertainment! But...come a little closer, G. I have a $20 bill here...where shall I put it? (hee hee)

:wink:

Eva, dahling - my wallet is right there on the side table....

Oh, that doesn't sound like much fun.

But wait a minute. What's in here? (rifling through G's wallet)...
OH MY!

Eeeks .. what did she find ?

conundrum

Gautum has been at it again. I'm so glad you've chosen Wassau's establishment as one of your hang outs, G. How handsome you are.......and beautiful hair too. But perhaps you ought to put your wallet back in your pocket, wherever your pocket is located at the moment. :-)

Check your conundrums for pinholes, Guatam ... you know how perfidious them wimmins is. :wink:

pinholes? I haven't a grudge against Gautum. But I do have a little doll upstairs with a few pins in 'im. La te da

Do you think life is long enough to let me speculate on conundrums like that?

You speculate on 'em first? I think the prelubricated ones are so much more convenient.

Uh, timber...how do I put this...about Gautam and wimmins...um...let's see...well, uh...

Oh, I see, Timber. Like we wimmins LIKE to get pregnant. Ummm, how can I explain this? Don't you know that children cramp a woman's style?

a new insult - you bloody son of a broken condom !

dumdumdeedum....

Hello, Wassau! Think I'll have a Baileys on the rocks. Make it double, it's been a looooooong day...(looking around)...So. What's going on at the Cafe' tonight?

Gautam is all dressed up for the London A2K meet. Well actually right now he is all dressed up for a management presentation he had to give in the morning, but he is hoping that he will have enuff time to get back home and change into casual clothes and get rid of the stuffy suit.

One by one the guests arrive
The guests are coming through
The open-hearted many
The broken-hearted few

And no one knows where the night is going
And no one knows why the wine is flowing
Oh love, I need you, I need you, I need you
I need you now

And those who dance begin to dance
Those who weep begin
Welcome, welcome, cries a voice
Let all my guests come in

And all go stumbling through that house
in lonely secrecy
Saying Do reveal yourself
Or, Why hast thou forsaken me

All at once the torches flare
The inner door flies open
One by one they enter there
In every style of passion

And here they take their sweet repast
While house and grounds dissolve
And one by one the guests are cast
beyond the garden wall

And those who dance begin to dance
Those who weep begin
And those who earnestly are lost
Are lost and lost again

One by one the guests arrive
The guests are coming through
The broken-hearted many
The open-hearted few

And no one knows where the night is going
And no one knows why the wine is flowing
Oh love, I need you, I need you, I need you
I need you now



sign.....................

Whatza matter wis you guys?...(hic)...nobuddy here'bouts to talk to...(hic)...an' I been sittin' here on dis barstool all by m'self (hic) fur two lousy days 'n....(hic)...whatthehell, Wassau? Yur outta Bailey's now?...I think I'm agonna cry...

Hi Eva,

I'm here. I'm afraid I've been a little preoccupied in politics the last few days. Call me obsessive or paranoid or just well, a news junkie, sometimes I go off the deep in about something. So................however, I don't want to neglect my friends. Wassau, more of that Cake Bread wine, all around, anyone else want a glass of Cake Bread?

Ummmmmmm, very good. Oh look out back. I think I see a circle forming out by the pool. Is that the blue catarpillar with a pipe?.......

Oh, Thanks Wassau, sweetie. One of Diane's famous Alice B. Toklas brownies is exactly what I need. ............

Gautum darlin, are you out of that uncomfortable suit yet? Let's all relax and laugh a little.