@spendius,
STARTER
Sip the ABSINTHE - relax, Ted...elude reality
Fritz that was funny - my favorite definition of nancygirl (now I know it's one word):
a nancyboy's bitch.
I also like this one because it goes back to good old Nancy Drew - I loved her- so smart and competent
5. Don't hire a male detective, men can't do ****...Hire a nancygirl, she'll get the job done!