The Acronym Game

VICTIMIZED

'Vonnie, I's caught the influenza,' MALACHI insisted. 'Zeems especially deadly...'

('zeems is a contraction for 'it seems'-I've heard some old-timers say it - I swear)

MALACHI

men and ladies always check HAPPINESS individually.

HAPPINESS

Hank and pretty Patty INVARIABLY need extra strong sheets.

INVARIABLY

I'm now vanishing after ROLLICKING in ale bought late yesterday.

ROLLICKING

Randy old Louis leans into Candy, KICKING into next gear.

kicking

Kissing is cuddly - kissing is nice, GORDON.

I have a really naughty one for this - I'm gonna hide it:

Kissing Ian's ________ Karen imagined...(naughty girl
can't bring myself to do it...

GORDON

giving or receiving dazzles orgasms NIRVANA

Along these lines Aidan?

It's something like that Dutchy - it's there - you just can't see it...and I left a few blanks

NIRVANA

(Oh god - now every word I see is gonna make me think...here ya go...

Nuzzling Iris's really voluptuous arm, Nick ARRIVED. (as in 'got there' 0r 'came')...

(some people have arm fetishes...so I've heard anyway...

ARRIVED

arduous repetitive ROISTERS invariably veil erotic debauchery

I did 'arrived' in the bath so I know I've been dipped but I liked it and thought you lot of silly sods would too. Great minds think alike don't forget.

ARRIVED.

After raprochment ROISTER Irene very expertly dismounted.

Or

After Roger's ROISTER Irene very expertly dismounted.



I have Becks. Plumpish ones sticking out of print frocks on summer afternoons on young ladies, blowing their hair out of their eyes, placing the tray of pints on the table. Legs too especially when walking away with feigned indignation at some pleasantry. Necks, ankles and --well-- you know. I'm not a fan of ears though.

Geez, all I care about are big boobs and tight twats. I feel so shallow.

Just kidding; I not quite that bad.

ROISTERS

Roddy's OVERINDULGENCE in Shea's Tavern entertained regulars saturday.

Aah!! The heart of A2K.

OVERINDULGENCE

On Vera's expensive RECLINER I nuzzled down under licence given excruciatingly near cash exhibitions.

Or

expansive refulgence.

RECLINER

Ratty easy chairs like Iggy's never earn REUPHOLSTERY.

REUPHOLSTERY

Riding Ed's uppity pony has OCCUPIED Louise since Tuesday....Ed's resilient - young...
(to expand upon the dismounting theme)
Spendius said:


So you like plump arms to the point you'd call it a fetish? Interesting...I can understand that though - probably reminds you of being held by mom when you were a baby...

I never really thought about ears except when I'm fooling around. The other day I found this little tiny carrot and I started sticking it in my friend's ear and then his nostril - pretended to stick it in his eye - I just couldn't stop myself...

Then he wrestled it away and tried to stick it in my ear and said - 'Geez- I never noticed how dainty your ears are and then he took his fingers and measured his ears and mine and Jeez - his ears WERE quite a lot bigger than mine...

I myself like hands...

Hmm...

OCCUPIED

On canter, cuties upon ponies incur erotic DELIGHT.

DELIGHT

'Dave's especially lucious - I give him TEN'

Fritz - I picture you with brown eyes - am i RIGHT?

TEN

Try engaging NEUTRAL.

Becks- some say that there is no such thing as "fooling around" and that a deeper need is being expressed and claiming the expression is just "fooling around" is a diversion. You did admit to using the carrot to inhibit some of your friend's sensory systems and to display an urge to penetrate.

Nope, they're blue.

NEUTRAL

Ned endured used TRANSMISSION'S rattle, awful lurch.

TRANSMISSIONS

That's really awful, Ned. Some MISCREANT is satisfying something in Oliver's new summerhouse.



Yeah - like when you're a teenager and you really LIKE this person but you can't admit it so you kid around by hitting them or putting them in a headlock or shoving them into the wall - or whatever- just so you can touch them somehow...

I don't know what my subconcious was thinking - I only know that I saw this little tiny carrot and it seemed like it would be funny to surprise him as he was working by trying to shove it into all his visible and non-sexual orifices.
Although I've never been the penetrat-er before - so maybe I just wanted to see what that would be like...

Fritz - I'm really surprised you have blue eyes - although if Fritz is your real name - Frederick- maybe you're German - so fair hair and light eyes? I should have thought of that.

spendius - I can't get a handle on you, but I'm leaning toward brown- am I right?
Dutchy - blue - sunny Australian is how I picture you/ all sun/wind burnt with fair hair...

MISCREANT

Madame is somehow CLAIRVOYENT regarding eyes and naughty too.