"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

Heading for the beach now mismi, water looks so blue and refreshing, may even lie on the lawns for a while and sip a Corona.

brat!

I'm debating whether to drag out the shovel to shovel our not so short driveway or let it be and drive up and down as many different paths as possible. Mr B is in Edmonton (he has my sympathies) and I'm here doing all his chores!

Oh you poor JPB, you have my deepest sympathy, being a working house wife and being saddled with the additional job of snow shovelling seems so unreal. Just as well it never snows here I don't know what wouldc happen if it did.

So instead of inviting you for a summertime visit to Chicago, I'll invite you to visit in January so you can experience a Chicago winter!

Sounds like a wonderful idea, all I need is the ok. from Mrs. B.

Does she like to shovel?

Hardly, always hands it to me when there is work in the garden to be done.

Seriously bratty ain't he JPB. I guess there is a good reason not to like snow huh? All that shoveling. Sorry hun. Keep warm. Sunny thoughts. New Orleans in July - that's HOT.

It won't be long. I'll be doing the beach and beer thing myself.


I. Cannot. Wait.

Okay. Trying to go to sleep now.

It's only flamin' snowing here again, innit? Bleedin' Nora.

Hollo everybodies, did you see what that so called paragon of virtue Wandeljw wrote, " One reason for changing the A2K server was the hope that Tryagain would never find his way back here."

I read it in utter disbelief. How could that happen I asked as tears of rage poured..... from the guy sitting next to me who I accidently struck in a fit of pique!

This was mega embarrassing, how could he do this to me I thought as I searched franticly for my Magnum Research revolver which fires a .500 S&W magnum cartridge with a bullet mass from 300 to 440 grains (depending on how badly you want to hurt your hand).

Why I asked over and over again, did I not think of such a witty thing to say about him!

Anyway, don't worry about me because due to my sight malfunction my mom makes me wear boxing gloves in bed; which is somewhat of an impediment to firearm protocol.

The 'pique' referred to above is far removed from the 'peek' below and in no way implies any impropriety on JW's part...

A cunning new criminal stalks America's shopping malls. Police around the country report that men are hiding small video cameras in duffel bags or their shoetops, sneaking up behind women on stairwells and escalators, focusing up under their skirts, and taking snapshots of their tushies.

Then they post the pictures on the Internet. When women hear about this, they tend to react in horror at the shocking invasion of privacy. They want the sleazeballs executed via a lethal injection of Drano.

When men hear of this, they also decry the invasion of privacy. Then they casually inquire about the web location, so that the images may be condemned first hand!!!

Missy wrote, "Tryagain... something about a foot fetish if I remember correctly. I thought he was a girl at first ..."

That is just too funny. I am not surprised you were confused, around here he was known as 'Helen of Tr(o)y'. Although I didn't know he was into feet...I have 12 inches but don't use it as a rule!

As you may recall, Helen's abduction by Paris (and I don't mean Francis) brought about the Trojan War. Helen was described by Dr. Faustus in Christopher Marlowe's eponymous play as having "the face that launched a thousand ships."

Oh God! Is there nobody with whom I can discuss the true intentions of King Menelaus of Sparta!

Oh well <<<Sigh>>>








I'll go first:

The pitcher, standing half way between the mound and first base licks the fingers of his pitching hand.

What's the Ruling?


Talking about Microsoft....Hasta la vista baby .


Ps. McTag, I do hope you call an ambulance for poor Nora; wounds always bleed more profusely in cold weather, do keep her warm and apply downward pressure. Hoping for the best.

Did you just peak, Blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a performance. Gosh, I am out of breath! 12" - ha, my foot, as they say...

so whattayupto Blue - all tickety in your world????? It's so lovely having you around - love it! (((((((Blue)))))))) xox


POMcT - you have more snow... and most of the North by the sounds of it... 10 degrees down here... I WISH FOR SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then I'm a bit Nora Batty! Woud love to be seeing some more of the white stuff - we're way too warm down 'ere. Love and warm hugs to you and FiB x


Tsar - thankee - I overslept this morning and was late in to work - but I have my head on straight today, I think.... no worries, I must stay calm calm calm..... Hoping life in Astoria is being good to you. x

BEAgle - looks like we might have to line up some new chores for you a? How am I doing at nagging you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha! Hope you had a nice dip in the ocean, the pics on t'other thread of where you swim... ahhhhh.... so lovely. I'd spend my life looking out to sea if I lived there, I reckon... ha, a bit like I do here a? HA! x

Hey Mis - know what you mean about the job. I do admit, I LOVE mine - it's beginning to take over a bit at the moment, there's too much to do and tho I cut my hours a while ago - I spend a lot of time working from home - which is OK... but I don't want to let it take over. All our little kids and teachers dressed up as Pirates today - they looked fabulous - the preschool kids came in too, teeny little kiddies - 'twas great. Hope you had a good day today girlie. So when are you doing the beach and beer thing... is that gonna be with your girlies again? If so, remember to wear shorts when you are doing the waterskiing and hang on tight... x


JPB - you still shovelling? Gosh, when will it disappear. Your drive is huge... you need a snowplough!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, thinking of you - do be careful with your back a???? x


OK.... I need to go do stuff - I'm soo tired tho....

back laterzzzzzzz...

Well...Try...it didn't take long to figure out what you really are.

Tryagain wrote:


That made me laugh...thank you very much.

I'm with Izzie - 12" my....well....dream big.

It is a good day. I have the laundry finally done. I ironed my hand though...now I have a blister on my left hand - ow. How did I do it? Good question. It just happened.

Now I am cleaning out my pantry. P-A-N-T-R-Y....just in case someone misunderstood.

Must go finish up. I miss Levi- my kitty cat. I have had a couple of days of thinking an object on the floor was him and realizing he was not there. It makes me weepy. Chin up...it'll be fine.

Izzie - glad you got some rest. It is a great thing to like your work AND get paid to do it. I have an interview tomorrow for a teaching position at a real school though. It would be elementary age children. I am following in Stormy's footsteps! It's a classical school. Thankfully they do not require a teaching degree - but I will be going to certification classes and have a few workshops this summer if I get the job. I have my doubts there...but I will know more tomorrow.

Hugs to all...good to see you Try.
xox
mis

straight shooter a?

MISSY - GOOD LUCK ... posivibes for the interview... will be sending you all the Best of British and all that...

(so sorry about Levi... I know that's a heart hurt for you)


anyhooooooooooooooooo... I haven't started work yet and it's 9pm.... I've lost my microphone... please can I borrow someones...

<goes off in search, dagnabbit where did I put it...>

As long as he is at least 9 feet from the pitching rubber it's legal to bring his hand to his mouth. Since the distance from the pitchers mound to first base is about 66 feet, I'd say it's not a problem. Math has never been a strength for me though Try you do come up with the most random thoughts!


Mismi...I have my fingers and everything else crossed for your interview. That would be an awesome job to get. I bet you would be a great teacher, you sure have experience with little kids! Sending positive vibes...keep us informed.

I am truly sorry, Tryagain, but as Izzie and others can tell you, your "breaking news" thread pressures all of us not only to produce items within a deadline but to follow alphabetical order!

Best of luck with the job interview mismi -- it sounds like it would be a great fit for you!

It's snowing here again for all of you missing the white stuff...

jumping up and down and crossing this and that -- no, it's not a pretty site. No doubts, hun. You're a shoe-in!

Have my fingers crossed for you mismi, you make an excellent teacher, good luck with your interview.

Morning All

ack - couldn't sleep, so going off to work early today.

will catch y'all later

BEST WISHES((((((((((((((( MISSY ))))))))))))))))))).... show them how you shine girlie - thinking of you.xxxx


lovin' y'all

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