"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

(((Hugs))) to both of you.

Oh I can't think right now - defunct neurones ......................... dancing in the kitchen with my muuuuuuuuuuuuuzic, a spatula, juggling mushrooms (no no no, no magic here) and a lamb chop... 4 actually - little fella is sooooo hungry !



<passes the mic to Elvis!>


be back later on - gotta go "do" and be busy for a bit (switching off - little fella has 5 pieces of homework (ack) and we have to pack his bags for school boarding... )

laterz

Don't have a pic of me and the bracelet. Here is the only pic of El Stud and me that I have on this computer I think:

Morning crew, good to read the news. Nice to know Annis is feeling well and seeing Brooke around the place. Amazingly I had a dream too, both Izzie and Brooke were chasing me, why I don't know, but when I woke up I had no pyjamas on.

Lovely photo Foxfyre, just as I imagined you, thank you for posting.

Evening Crew

OK " so being a little quieter now " had to play some loud music for a while to stop those nasty ‘mares clogging up everything.

Babbling...



It was just a dream " but it is scary " even after you wake up. I lie there wondering if there was any reality after I’ve have one of those nightmares, you know “did it really happen?” “could that have been?” - the fear to get up just in case any of it was true, but it's not. I have it when I am actually awake, or my eyes are open and I can’t move and it’s still going on... it can be a conversation/far worse events that I don’t wish to have, with a million or so demons dragging me down. Terrifying. Pain too hard to comprehend. They have increased in yuk magnitude of late (yep, some things kinda figure " my insecurities are coming to the fore in a situation that is not within my control).... even tho I am really looking forward to it immensely, meeting that many Gfamily and I am dreading the judgment or disapproval from family, especially if I get tired and need to rest. Anyhooooo... no worries.... this is MY time... I will enjoy.

Mine 'mares are only ever in the afternoon, with meds, at nite, I am lost in space " completely. No recollections of anything whatsoever. When I wake up in the daytime, it can only be 15 mins or so and feels like i have experienced a hundred monster dreams in such a short time - beyond my understand how that works " I have the fears and eebyjeebies....... then it slowly dissipates....... and..... gone. Til tomorrow - when it happens again. Makes me scared to rest in the avo " but that is something I must do, or suffer the consequences if I keep going. Pa.thet.ic.

However, they are just dreams... and as you know girlie "look to your wall " Live ~ Laugh ~ Love. Nothing to hurt you Babbling. Love you Babbling. Xox

Thanku ((jw)) ((JPB)) ((RH)) " dream sweetly tonite y’all. xxx

Happy Birthday again Foxfyre " so pleased you went away and had a lovely time. Lovely pressie too. Both beautiful scenery from you and DjjD. Lovely thought Dj, to put your pics on Letty’s thread " a perfect complement " fabulous. Dj, so good to see you back hun, we missed you. Glad you had a great time. xx

TC- oooooooh poor Mr Fixit- thatsa lotta work for him. GOSH. You take care of yourselves and try and spend some time together for you two. Hugs gal. Xx

BEAgle, McT (my leyllandi had a haircut " ha " you’ll be delighted " it looks errrrrrrrrrr “but”. Unfortuntely PaPa did the rest of my garden and the arch, the one I took photos of a couple days ago because it was so stunning, that i have been savouring for the mist to linger whilst the sun shone thru the fronds, it's cut right back, made me very sad. They came around without me knowing and cut everything back at my speical place, without my knoweldge, request or approval... <tears> nem’mind, it will grow again- they were trying to help. Cut’s to the quick at times. Ho hum. I have begged them not to do that before.... I have no voice it appears. Hey ho.

And Mis " how were your days for you too? You been teaching todau? Busy all round. x


Tulip " see you tomorrow " massage sounds great " thanks girlie. Chinup and keep that smile shining. X

kk..............taken my potion.... doolally land so climbing the pears " another early start " need to try and settle. Tues, Wed, Thurs = work, early start Fri, Sat, Sun Mon = Ireland, Tues, Wed, Thurs Work. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... not a clue how... just don’t know.

Wanna enjoy every minute. Live every minute.


Evening has been coco. Little fella all sorted. Life is good.

k..................... gone upstairs.


Miss ya ((((((((Bue))))))))) xox

Lovin' y'all x

Oh - HOW HAPPY IS THAT FOXY - made my nite - so wonderful to see you. FANTASTIC GIRL AND CUTE HUBBY! XX

Tsk, tsk, dear Dutchy. Not sure that was a dream. I think they call those "fantasies."

(((( JPB )))) Thank you for the hug. Can never have too many of those.

Foxy ....... Lovely! Just plain lovely! Thank you for posting the picture.

Miss Izz ..... Your dream on the other thread did hit home. Parts of it were much like what was happening to me last night. The "frozen parts." That dream I had last night has been haunting me all day. I know it was just a dream, but I don't believe I have ever had a dream where I half woke up during it and was so paralyzed, literally. I can't even explain it. I couldn't move any part of my body, except my eyeballs. Even those, just a little. I tried to lift my head off the pillow to look at the door, but I couldn't even do that. Nothing would move and everytime my mind would tell me that I was just dreaming, I would hear the rustle of those outside my door that were trying to get in. Probably the worst part of it all, is the memory of a past horror that the dream signifies for me. I just want to erase that part of my life and I don't know why it came back to haunt me last night.
I know ........ <--------- Thinking maybe I need one of those before going to bed tonight. Or 2 or 3 !

Anyhoo .......I'm gonna snoop around the forum and see if I can't get caught up on the A2K life! I do miss you guys a lot!!!!!

xoxox

Best wishes to all of you!

Thanks for posting that, Foxfyre.

Rockhead, JPB, and I compete with Foxfyre and her husband on the football picks thread.

"Thinking maybe I need one of those before going to bed tonight. Or 2 or 3 ". Good idea Brooke, I might just join you and make those fantasies come true.

You're such a sexy tiger!

He is isn't he.

But really special people haunt this thread throughout the day and week. I feel honored to be allowed to be a part of it.

NEVER EVER EVER drive to work with a cuppa hot tea between your knees AND slam on brakes - remember cows are in the road and tea is HOT HOT HOT.

<frantically rings colleague, "please please bring me a pair of trousers when you come to work"... big grin on L's face, slight snicker, Iz runs into restroom, changes, puts soaking trousers onto radiheater to dry, wears dry ones (heck, they're so much smarter than mine, waits for tea-trousers to dry............................ >





MORNING CREW

Oh my goodness Izzie, what a laugh, bet you didn't take a picture of this incident.

Have a nice (dry) day.

Ok! So, where iz we all at?

Did you see the red dust storms over Sydney Oz? No, neither did I; it’s a ways from here and it is spelt: Sidney, Texas, US of A. It’s in Comanche County, but as only 0.61% are Native American you will have to wait a spell for sight of a dream catcher because someone who snores can often become the butt of jokes. But jokes aside, snoring is no laughing matter:

Q: How does a pregnant woman, (and don’t assume I’m talking about Brooke here!) know she is carrying a future lawyer?

A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.

So I say, “Enough of this elephant baloney already”. The truth is I went to a doctor to have my penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto it.

Overjoyed, I went out with this beauty from Ohio to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, my penis crept out of my pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. ‘You know who (YKH)’ was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?”

Suddenly the penis came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. YKH was silent for a moment, and then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just saw ... Try, can you do that again?"

With a bit of an uncomfortable smile I replied, "Honey, I'd like to, but I don't think my cheeks can take another hard roll!"

Should you wish to read more about elephants; may I suggest?

The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant
or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant

The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari

The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture
or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.

The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants

The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants

The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People

The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.

The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant

The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?

The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants



Talking of Hannibal; did you know he was the world’s first Biochemist?
It’s true; he managed to cross the Alps with an elephant!!!

Which jest goes to show; I am who I am because of everyone. I believe you are a sum of your relationships. When you achieve something, more often than not it’s with the help of others. People are better together and can do, enjoy and discover more together.

Just how far do you think Lewis and Clark would have gotten without Sacagawea?

Good to see ya Foxey, you make a nice couple. I know what you mean about being honored .

I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me because she Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer…
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed ...

Now Get Off the Table, Mabel (the $2 is for the Beer).
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes, As Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus (Sittin' on the Dashboard of My Car) coz I Just Bought this Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.

Someone stop me…


Thank you…I just woke up from this terrible nightmare; I dreamt I was posting on A2K…

I promise I won’t climb on the roof tonight so you girls can get a good night’s sleep " sweet dreams.

Good night Dutchy…..Try to keep your PJ’s on for a change!

Sheesh…

Come here gonna smooch you Blue Boy!

(what day is it? ... Wednesday.... ok... gotta be good day!)

Boy, we have missed your drive.... drivel! Where you been at a? I love it that your so full of ..it. Happy Days!

Tulip's on her way with her massage table! Excellent

Oh I wish Tulip were on her way here with the massage table...

Yes, Iz...busy, busy. The way I live these days...I need a piece of paper that can hang around my neck with the next thing written on it - I can't keep up with it all...between lesson plans and work and fall ball and all...well - I forget what I am suppose to be doing next!

Good to see sweet folks on here...Hey Foxy - hope you had a happy, happy birthday - I love seeing your beautiful and your handsome husband's faces!

Brooke...so sorry about the nightmare hun. I used to have that kind...thought someone was sitting on the bed next to me - tried to talk and I couldn't then panicked when I found I was frozen and I was sure it wasn't someone that was suppose to be sitting on the side of my bed! Nasty things those are...I wonder if I ate Mexican the night before?

Iz - you too...Glad you listened to music to scoot the icks away. That is what I do.

There is Try! Writing about his favorite appendage apparently. Lovely dear. (pat, pat, pat the top of your head - the one that has two eyes - thank you very much.)

Izzie...what did I say about being naughty?

Hey JPB ((hugs)) How's work? I know - it's work. Hope it is going the best it possibly can.

And Dutchy - it's not fun sleeping with your pajamas on is it? Glad your dream life is exciting anyway (heh heh)

Hugs to each and every one of you!
mis

HA MISSY - that was such a happy post I have just spluttered tea over the laptop. Terrible thing, me naughty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well, truly you know when laughter is the best medicine - Tulip arrives, massage table and aromatherapy oils in the boot.................. did she get them out............... NO........... you know, you sometimes need a little laughter therapy and we have laughed so hard that we had tears streaming down our faces. What a state to be in.

A Series Of Unfortunate Events and Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em - or some daughters mebbe - that's all I can think right now - hysterical BIZARRE goings on in the UK and mostly to do with a BONGO with electric everything and a one lung Stena Chair lift - MaMa Me-errrrrr! My face is aching so bad but I think I just lost 10 years of worry lines - the pair of us have been completely out of control FABULOUS.

Ab Fab enough and on such a high that we are now planning a skydive at half term and a little bit of sailing. Ha - we may think better of it in the morning - but... no time like the present a? We reckon we need to live a little and get some of that hands on stuff going, and gosh, a dive thru a blue sky sounds pretty darn exhilarating and a sail on the high seas, what more could you wish for! Watch this space - we may just do this.


So.......


I need to go find some fodder - my stomach is cranky - tho I think I may have pulled some muscles whilst attempting to read a car advertisment earlier on


Tulip - go talk with an energiser bunny! Phone your Mom <heh heh>


Missy....... yep music ... as a wise man once said



Jack "In Between Dreams"



There's no combination of words
I could put on the back of a postcard
No song that I could sing
But I can try for your heart
Our dreams, and they are made out of real things
Like a, shoebox of photographs
With sepiatone loving
Love is the answer,
At least for most of the questions in my heart
Like why are we here? And where do we go?
And how come it's so hard?
It's not always easy and
Sometimes life can be deceiving
I'll tell you one thing it's always better when we're together

I guess I should have clarified... Poor Pedro

Good grief...I should be ashamed of myself...of course I was just talking about food.

Smooch backatya Mz Izzie, I have a stiff limb, mind if I hop up on the table after you?

Whoops; that’s not ‘after you’ as in chase; oh my that would never do, no, more like when the film runs out; does Tulip do ‘extras’?

I only ask because of the confusion over which senses respond most beneficially to Aromatherapy.


Missy, if you can put Dutchy down for a moment; may I respectfully suggest you take a little ‘down time’ and pamper yourself.