@Izzie,
I'm sorry Iz...I was up to my eyeballs in homework. Couldn't focus on taking my dear Try down a peg.
BUT as to eating hominy grits I suppose it's better than hillbilly road kill stew washed down by white lightning. And it's a good thing he drank the white lightening since the properties of which effectively kill whatever organisms might be growing in Try's favorite fare...and I suppose it has the added benefits of making you forget WHAT you just ate and also may be the reason he pees in the same places that his dog does.
Seriously Try - you might think about moving to Alabama - we are a whole lot more editcated down here and our trailers actually have terlets in them. You twouldn't have to walk barefeeted to the outhouse at night. It would be like living at Sam Walton's mansion compared to where you live.
You going to bed Izzie? Cause you need to be.