HA - that was way too quick! :wink: You didn't mean bagel a?
K - so here's the deal.
BLUE - hold onto the feathers
. Gulls are better than what we found in the pool today
. And you never know when you may need a quill
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - POOP
poop poop poop in the pool
OMGosh.
There was the little fella swimming around - jumping in and out - when he comes up from the bottom (literally) of the pool saying EEEEEEEEEEeuuuuuuuuuuwwwww - swam over as if JAWS had joined in the games - clambered out all of a fluster - came running over to me - this is how it went:
" Mom Mom MOM - there's poop in the pool."
"Oh Darlin' - it'll just be leaves sweetie - not poop" (giving him one of those 'there there' smiles with a bless him on the end!
"MOM - LEAVES ARE NOT SPHERICAL" (cr*p - didn't know he knew that word!)
"Oh S - do you really think someone would poop in the pool- it couldn't possibly be poop - how would that happen?"
"MOM - there are round poops in the pool"
"Oh...OK sweetie" (bless him...)
So
. With a rather indignant look on the little fellas face "MOM - I'm not embarrassed to go and tell the life guards - there is POOP in the pool"
So
he JUMPS BACK IN THE POOL (ugh ugh ugh)(what is wrong with that scenario)
Swims over to the lifeguard station and says - now it's one of those you had to be there to hear him - but in a very British accent - with disgust attached to it ~ "Excuse me, how can I say this in the least grossest way - THERE IS POOP IN THE POOL". They looked at him, similar to how I had - quite disbelieving and smiling at the cute British accent - so S-boy insisted they took a look
. And fer sure
it was there. S-boy gave the best "I told you so" look that I have ever seen - to all of us.
At which stage - the very pretty long blonde haired girlie lifeguard who was sitting on the side of the pool dangling her legs in the water - promptly removed said legs and EEEEEEUuuuuuuwwwwwed too. The 3 males (young and gorgeous
. Oh to be 20 years younger!) then had to do the poop investigation. One borrowed S-boys goggles and went down, down, down - to come rushing back up to the surface blowing bubbles
. And said "evacuate the pool" (which did make me snicker as evacuation had obviously already occurred).
So
. All those lovely kidlets in the pool beat a hasty retreat out - and poop scooping proceeded as the little fella and I walked a quickstep to the car, drove back, into the house and straight into the shower - LOTSA SHOWER BUBBLES. Ugh Ugh Ugh. (this was not a little bit of poop - this was gert big dollops!) Nasty nasty nasty.
Hey ho. Happy days a?
So
.Blue - hold onto your feathers - coz if you visit this pool you may need a toothpick. Ugh gag ugh!
Anyhoo - Bethie - been seated on one of the loungers on the poop deck (OMGosh - that fell into place rather nicely there!) and just lovely to sit beside you staring at the stars and the moon. G&T lovely
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh deckhand
.. the Girl needs a drink! x
FQsis - love you - only 2 more days love - and you will be winging your way across the pond. Forget the work for a while - remember our talk - get the other things all back on track and work will sort itself out AFTER your vacation. Just go and enjoy and forget the rest of the world for a while. Love to my girls and bro. x
WytVi - we're always here hun - join us on the loungers and have a break for a while. We try and get you plain sailing. x
Missy - happy little boys - what a clever little fella a? Hope you had a good day and managed to do something that was completely chore free and just for you during the day. Pleased for you Dixie - so good to see you smiling. X
QueenDev- you're lounging now so I'm hoping you're sleeping big girlie. Will yabber again tomorrow. X
JPB - love you to pieces
. One more week hun
smiling big. x
Babbling - thinking of you girlie. x
Oh oh oh.... as for the "s" word - OH MY OH MY OH MY..... now there we were having a yabber on the deck (B8stid mozzies) when I thought I would just check about the 8 legged things.... you know.... didn't wanna have a scare... WELL - they don't really get any of those "s" things - which of course is a VERY good .... except the next door neighbour once had a TARANTULA in the yard. Oh my good grief and golly gosh NOOOOOO! So.... just a little bit cautious now... it was a while ago - dunno if it was native and do NOT want to know... better not knowing anything... but OH MY
Anyhooooooooo2 - wishing you all a wonderful Friday - got that Friday feeling yet....
And
just so y'all know
.
CREW - YOU ARE THE VERY BEST.
So
. Plans for tomorrow
. Mmmmmmmmmmmm
.. off to the pool methinks!
