"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

I am SO bad! I just don't know what's wrong with me. Well, actually I do. And the closer I get to my period......the worse it gets.


Psssssssssssstttttt Dev? Orgasm gets rid of cramps. Tell your hubby you could use a little help.

Oh Holy Schmoley Brooklyn

I don't get girl problems......therfore no cramps [size=7]what can I have then to get for an orgasm[/size]




so laughing - my bad too!

Yeah, Brooke I know. You're so naughty! HE'S always trying to use that one on me! Right now I just feel like crap. I really do have to go make myself presentable for my guests, and we've got a lot of work to do to accomplish that!

Izzie...Izzie...Izzie ....... You are single, like me. We can have all the orgasms we want...when we want....and all by ourselves IF we want. Scream as loud as we want. We don't need a reason. I think it's just married folks that don't get as much.



Dev ...... Really, I do wish for your cramps go away. Sneak into the bathroom and have an orgasm without hubby. Might be faster? Then you can get on with your chores.

PS - Make sure you shhhhhhhh and moan softly

I am so laughing so hard..... I have cramps

Too late, I'm already ready. I'll put my best face and personality forward. Plus one of my friends is pregnant and miserable so no one will notice my discomfort. I'll have a good time in spite of it. I always do!
Maybe I'll do something about it later... and yeah, the laughing cramps for me too, Brooke - thanks a lot!

Good morning ladies, it would appear my cold is nothing compared to you monthly problems, Brooke you made me forget my misery, I choked on my cereal reading your posts. You're a scream.

Izzie I know how you feel I have cramps as well, you girls bring up the most entertaining subjects first thing in the morning for the boy downunder. The other morning it was 'pooping puppies', this morning pms's etc, what next

wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.................................

well...................what?

So laughing now.....



you're face is a picture

OMG!!!

I was gonna write something intellectual; but after reading the previous posts, please excuse me …..I must go visit the bathroom

On ya go darlin'



Remember to put the seat down!!! :wink:






oh... moan quietly too


oh oh ... and wash yer hands!


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Hey! I'm only the janitor; I was gonna clean up the mess of previous visitors! Didn't you see she ?'Wet Floor' sign. :wink:

Oh... right... of course

Must've been Dev's hubby's former employer a?

Would depend on the married folk...I get it whenever I want it... :wink: The Prof does not complain. That is one thing anyway.

y'all are so funny.

Now...We are home - after an incredibly disappointing weekend. The weather totally sucked. They cancelled the show. We went the Gulf and got to go to LuLu's anyway. Listened to a great band and watched some amazing lightning, ate some good food. It was the worst lightning storm I have ever seen. 4 people struck on the beach at Pensacola (we were smart - we left)

I saw a friend of mine and his kids there and one of the boys friends from school. Quite the reunion.

Anyway...we had fun. Even though. The boys were disappointed but we will go again when they reschedule.

I have to go unpack the Griswoldmobile. And then we are eating....

whatcha' think Dutchy?



















PIZZA! And a beer ...or two.

Hugs to you all...
missy

Oh Dixie Girl - yer back.....

mmmmmmm.... not quite as planned, but hey - there'll be another time (though in boy language that means "it'll never happen Mom"

Glad yer home safe and sound - you've been missed mis x

Thanks Iz...missed you too. :wink:

Yay, mis- is home! Bummer about the show, but how nice to have an impromptu reunion! Missed you. Glad to hear you're back safe and sound.

LOVED the bit about the employer, Iz-! lmao!

Ship's Log

Gosh - Itsa been a busy week!

Too late in the day for reasonable rambling so….


Ship's business….. "tootle-tooOOOOooooOOOoooooooOOOTTt" - blowing whistle

SHIP AWARDS!

"THE DON'T-EVER-LET-?'EM-GET-YOU-DOWN" SUNDAY SHIP'S AWARDS GOES TO OUR BROOKLYN AND HER BOOBS and for being the best sister and aunty AND QUEENDEV for making us smile about former employers names, cramps and bathroom visits. And WYTVI for doing brilliantly in her exams

Oh… and to my Credit Card company who are very very happy people right now.

x 3

Chin-Ups go to…



BidRed and his poorly back Tulip - tell work bosses to p. off.
QueenDev - Hubby -job job job posivibes, no more cramps - no headhurt in morning
VBV - have you moved in yet little one - thinking of you sweet child.
JPB - car woes to be sorted
Uncle Larry's Lady - walking much better
Rainkeeper - we miss ya hun… still
TTH - shoulder hurt and upcoming surgery
Missy - keeping boys busy
Blue - relegated to janitorial duties
BEAgle - cold begone and feel better real soon darling
Stevie Boy - cleats!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex - chores begone and vacation on way
Missy - job posivibes coming your way - go drink a beer on the porch now


Honourary Crew Members - Kimmie and the babes in tum, and family



As always - it is so good to see all our crew jumping aboard ….

Crew - you are always the very Best and I'm always proud of y'all for being there for everyone ?'Tis a pleasure. Thanku x


Lovin y'all Soooo looking forward to meeting some of you

Welcome back Missy…

Well, Im running down the road
Tryin to loosen my load
Ive got seven women on
My mind,

Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says shes a friend of mine
Take it easy, take it easy

Dont let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
Dont even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
And take it easy

Well, Im a standing on a corner
In Winslow, Arizona
And such a fine sight to see
Its a girl, my lord, in a flatbed
Ford slowin down to take a look at me

Come on, baby, dont say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
Gonna save me

We may lose and we may win though
We will never be here again
So open up, Im climbin in,
So take it easy...