Dear sweet folks, how absolutely wonderful to be back on board what has become to be known as:
The Flying Dutchman; a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever.
I would like to tell y’all how much I missed all y’all and to set the record straight…
I never said I was contemplating banning Vonny for her desecration of the late Prime Minister of England Margaret Thatcher. The Constitution gives her the right to free speech; no matter how reprehensible I find her views.
What I actually said was, I was thinking of excommunicating all UK ‘Guardian’ readers and if she was in their number – so be it.
For those of you thankfully unfamiliar with that Communist propaganda sheet;
KGB defector Oleg Gordievsky identified prominent Guardian editor Richard Gott as one of his agents. While Gott denied that he received cash, he confessed taking benefits from the KGB on a visit to the Soviet Union.
Gordievsky commented on the newspaper: "
The KGB loved the Guardian. It was deemed highly susceptible to penetration".
That is how I nose Mimsy ain’t in the KGB!
As y’all know, I am the very last person to stirrup mirth, so I will be riding along now wishing sick folks well and prayin’ that God shows benevolence towards Guardian readers and Fox news viewers.
Oh, and before I forgot; the cat is learnin’ the two step – thankee fer askin’.
