"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

Such wonderful news!

And so happy that this will be a very special Mother's Day for you, izzie. Glad that your life has been blessed with some maternal joy.

My dear Freeze, please accept my abject apologies for the time you lost in your fruitless search for porn on the internet.
However I am certain that the Moderators of A2K will at some time take pity on your predicament and supply you with the password to the Adult Section of this site.

I say this with a degree of certainty due to you decoding the message to elucidate the number 936; because the overarching hypothesis pursued by the Collaborative Research Centre 936 is that perceptions and actions emerge from multi-site communication, defined as temporally coordinated brain activities at multiple sites. Investigation of coupling of multi-site activity at multiple spatiotemporal scales is a central methodological principle of this Collaborative Thread.

This goes a long way to explaining…

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Missy during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in gettin’ to first base, then #2 above cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze over."

So I’m sorry Ice D, but your sob story cuts no ice with me. Nevertheless, may I welcome you to A2K and be assured all time wasted here will be added to your life expectancy exponentially.



Dear Missy, by a cruel twist of fate my geographical location is closer to JW. However, should you ever find yourself in Washington, DC. You will be only 2,674 miles from Hollywood, Los Angeles.
The casting couch is at your disposal.


Thank you FS for your Dutchy update – please keep from him the result of the India vs Australia, 2nd Test in Hyderabad. I don’t think he is strong enough yet to deal with ignominy.


Thank you Izzy for your kind gesture of a card to all Mom’s; and to all those would be Mom’s…I am still available!

Best wishes Izzie for a wonderful family reunion, family are one of Gods masterpieces.

Lookin’ good Firefly, but I definitely think you need heels to regain your posture.


Pulls up a chair for the start of the Terry cloth and velour bikini show…

Here's one to cheer you up, Dutchy! Get well soon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lixDK_tMEhE

Do you know the times when you really feel blonde? I mean I am but.....

I just sold a house to an African Cricketer, I thought Africans were playing against Australians

HAPPY Mother's DAY to all, though why is it, here, in Aussie Land, it's not until May?

Blonde moment over, maybe...........................................

Good woman, and good for the cricketer, excellent for both of you.

Sounds like a wonderful day and you deserve it!
Happy Mother's Day!
Love you,
mis

FS - so sorry not to have read your previous post... thank you so much for the info about the Bousn. Will be calling Anna tomoz. Thanks again for getting the moors to Danny and the letter - I do so appreciate it.




Lovely few hours seeing my children together.

Slow steps, measured steps... time will take care of everything... this is a start to better lives for all of my family, Ma and Pa most joyful to see us all in one room.

Thank you all for your wonderful messages.

Iris capture for my peace and joy and a camelia about to burst open - Ryan gifted this to me 17 years ago, it blooms beautifully.

We may have snow tomorrow and gale force winds... it's been a tad loud outside. So going to snuggle up under the duvet and try and sleep now



For my peace and strength]



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Goodnight ((((((Crew)))))))


and thank you x

near and far, love love xxxxxxxxxxxx

Izzy, not all will always work, but you know that. I am hoping you don't bounce down, or any of you, at these beginning together times not working.

Yes Osso... me too.


I'm overjoyed I have seen him, but moreso that his brother has seen him in the same space as both his Dad and me, seeing his brother hug both. I can also see through the mask that he presented to others now being presented to us - there's no crystal clear or quick fix; beauty, love, overwhelming love, the will to move forward ... and silent noise.

Very slow, very measured steps forward. Worthy of celebration, worthy of just accepting each day as it comes and no expectation.

Can't explain it, can only capture it.



Craquelure

Amazing Izzie. So beautiful.

Love

So pleased for you Izzie, it seems life for you and Dutchy is just getting better and better. May it continue to do so.

BTW fine crettatura images; I find those produced by nature to be as fascinating.


I am sorry if any of y’all thought I was somewhat harsh toward Ice popsicle, but I should clarify the fact there is a difference between, Advice and Advise.

Advice is a noun. It means 'a suggestion for a beneficial course of action'.
For example: Take my advice. I don't use it anyway.

Advise is a verb. It means 'to give advice'.
For example: Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

In the next exciting instalment of, How to rite like a Hillbilly – we will look at;
‘Using an apostrophe in a plural word’.

That and looking at a chicks rack whilst commenting on her beautiful eyes – is a total no no!

Did you know I've got a fear of two-letter words - I get scared just thinking about it.

Hugs to y’all who have ever used a split infinitive – to boldly go where no man has gone before.

I didn't think you were harsh.

Well....how could I not think you were from around here? Camp Cosby is right down the road. You sure know a lot about this area to not be from around here.

How does one keep up with the grammar police? How am I to possibly know why I shouldn't use split inifinitives? Or should I? Does it matter?

meh. Leave my grammar alone. Folks mostly know what I am saying....even when looking at my chicks rack

gah....that whole post is bad.

I'm tired....the Spring forward thing has messed me all up....
though I must say I do love having so much more daylight after school.

I so tired though...

To infinitely split is better'n misaimed spit and perfectly proper to spite crabby gits.

(far as I know, it's been allowed for years now,
but I talk my own odd way anyhow.)

Made me smile

Something's happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear -

I'm beginning to really understand Try Again.

Beware-to enter the spiraled and twisted mind of Try may possibly bode ill for return of normalcy.


Or something like that....

I'm changing my screen name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

One of us has changed, and maybe it's me. Try used to confuse me no end. Now I'm over that and he's one of the posters I strongly look forward to reading. Or look forward to strongly reading.

That's Mr. Ice Popsicle to you.
And I'll take your word for it and try looking at a chick's beautiful eyes whilst commenting on her beautiful racks.
Can I possibly get an insurance on this advise before I try it? I don't want to sit home alone with a large welt on my face and fifty shades of grey.