@Dutchy,
'A poop deck, Bosun?' (she says in all innocence) 'Is that where the crew exercise the ship's dogs? ' Will gladly wield my poop scoop - as a dog owner it's part of my regular exercise - got to keep fit to wear that bikini!
Oh, as far as the bikini goes - well, beneath the piles of scarves, woollen hats and woollen jumpers, fleeces, parkas and fur lined boots, I do believe the bikini my grandmama knitted for me way back in 1890 is mouldering - may be a bit moth eaten by now, but waste not want not.
Rebellious, moi! But no, mon capitan, a willing crew member in the making, just waiting for you to resume full duties and I'll be there tugging my forelock and saluting my cap with the rest of them!