"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

Harbour Master here.Hmmmm.Misinformation and plaigiarism.There is a choice of planks in the stores.Short,medium or long.

Sentence suspended until we reach shark-infested waters. Until then, bread and water.

Bread of heaven, Bread of heaven, Feed me till I want no more (I want no more) lallalllllllllllllllllllllalala




ahhahahaa, Blue, you sweet thang you <smooches baby>



Gooooooooooooood Evening, Morning, Afternoon the Crew!

See y'all tomorrow, I have a date with a CSI and then I must zzzzz! Nighty night!

Gentlemen and I use the term in its widest sense; in my country we have a presumption of innocence until proven guilty in a court of law.

We also have a saying down in this neck of the woods; ‘Never laugh at a white boy who can dance.’ and ‘Never trust a Campbell.’ I have never witnessed the former, but I can attest to the latter!

In your case Mr Mac T I am somewhat surprized that you, a Guardian reader, should suspend proceedings until we reach life threatening waters for I was once bitten by a shark and spent seven horrifyingly sickening painful minutes helpless until it died of blood poisoning!

I would be grateful if you could explain the intellectual property rights to a ‘joke’. However your generosity in the victuals department goes some way to restore your Liberal credentials.

Bazza me old cockney sparra’ I am intrigued to know exactly what ‘Misinformation’; assuming irrefutable presumption, to which you refer; do you doubt ‘Snooki’ is a mama-to-be, or the fact that A2K has a communal thong?

If however you are alluding to your communication, then I’m sorry for the delay but I was engrossed in indexing my road kill collection and I have only got as far as Aardvark; but then, hardwark never killed anyone.

Now, I may be the world’s worst medical proctologist physician, but there is absolutely no doubt that I am the most expensive.

So unless you have written expressing a desire to marry me; I must assume you have Hemorrhoid’s!

Don’t panic, (unless they dangle down to your knees) and don’t use a blunt razorblade; I have lost way too many that way, and remember…

Even though it may take weeks
To heal the wound between your cheeks,
I provide this rule of thumb
To nurse your recuperating bum.

Though it’s oft been said, it bears repeating;
Nothing but canned soup for eating.
Vegetable and chicken noodle
To soothe your battered, aching poodle.

Fruit will get your bowels a-grooving
Before you know it, you’ll be up and moving.
Rest your ass and you’ll get better:
Why knot knit yourself a Christmas sweater.

Or better yet, get some sleep.
Your nether regions have been probed deep.
Exercise is out of the question!
Beware of any such bold suggestion.

No unicycles, horseback riding.
Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting.
Heed my advice and don’t be foolish,
Or the results may be so very ghoulish.

Another hemorrhoid may astonish,
And your doctor shall admonish.
To avoid a thrombose so abrupt,
Keep your cool and Bottoms Up!


G’day Dutchy sport, my obituary was apples; I will send you the 10 bucks as promised!

Oh Izzie, I love CSI:
The mission of the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry is to promote scientific inquiry, critical investigation, and the use of reason in examining controversial and extraordinary claims.

I feel much better knowing you are on the case and can represent the dynamic development of international legal norms and reflect the commitment of A2k’s members to move in certain directions; and can set important standards for the treatment of indigenous A2K peoples that will undoubtedly be a significant tool towards eliminating human rights violations against this threads people and assist them in combating discrimination and oppression by the machine!

Thank you. x

Exquisite, querida. Exquisite. Thanks for these.

Well...sort of good news. After graduating with her master's degree in education last spring, H. has been looking for a teaching position all summer. There are very few positions and many experienced teachers who have lost jobs out there looking. She finally got a job today as a paraprofessional. Not exactly what she wanted but it's a job. She is also working in my school's sister school, we share the same principal and some staff. So, I know she is in good hands. We can even commute together on some days! In the big picture....it's good news.

Hope all is well with everyone.

Izzie...so nice to see you back on board!

Happy to hear the good news about H. Stormy, bet she's over the moon.

Good to see you back too, enjoyed your summer vacation?

Miss miss sunhine, wonder what's keeping her out of the news, unusual.

What's happening on the Moors Izzie, still raining?

Another copy Try....
http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/get-well-feel-better-cards/other-get-well-feel-better/hemorrhoid-surgery-poem-508460

Barry The Mod and McTag don't be to harsh on Tryagain, what does it matter where he obtains his material, this is only a trivia site and he is trying hard to entertain us. Give the man his due for going through the trouble to do all the research for his bit of entertainment. As we Aussies say, "Fair Go" boys.

Research ?Which was not credited.

monsterpiece theater break...

Good to hear, Stormwatch. I've gathered it's tough out there, and all things considered this is very good.

A job is a job in this day and age. Glad she's getting her foot in the door!

OK here's a pic I snapped earlier (NOT)....

As Spooky Mulder said "The truth is out there">

Thanks Dutchy, Ossobuco and JPB! It certainly has been nice to see a smile on her face all evening!

No sweat Oz, I enjoy Try's stuff as much as anyone, he does try, and succeeds well.

Where would we be indeed without the old cut 'n' paste.

I just wanted to tell him his egregious and outrageous and unacknowledged lifting of Fringe material places him under sentence of a terrifying and agonising death. I can't say fairer than that.

Point taken McTag, well said.

Goooooood Afternoon, Evening, Morning!

Stormy ~ that is good news - so pleased for H! I know it's tough out there on the job front, so verra happy for her that she's managed to get a job and that she'll be close to you ~ onwards and upwards for your girl Thanku, it's good to be bavk and to catch up with y'all x



Evening Bosun - no no, it's actually... hmmmm... not exactly sunny but NOT RAINING today so that is also good news. All good here and I'm going out to potter in a mo Have a big sleep ((DannyBoy)) xx

Boida goil - thank you... I have been enjoying clicking of late, the garden is simply gawgeous!






((Boida))x




heh heh, Taggers, that made me chuckle


Fringe (2008)
A television drama centered around a female FBI agent who is forced to work with an institutionalized scientist in order to rationalize a brewing storm of unexplained phenomena.

That would be the Big Bang Theory a?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fringe_%28hair%



((Blue)) - Love me a bit of See-Ess-Eye-Are-OHHHHH too



well, thankfully Dalby, Queensland eradicated the Opuntia Stricta in their region Down Under. Cactoblastis cactorum had a big feast.

<smooches>


Talking of moths and flutterbyes - this little chap was floating in the breeze...





Bare Necessities




(((((((((Crew))))))))))

Am going out, may be a while! I have a date with a 90mm.

Catchy'all later. x

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Veni
33% of the message Caesar sent to inform the Senate of his victory, over Pharnaces of Pontus near the town of Zela.

You can read more at:
http://ancienthistory.about.com/lr/julius_caesar/554341/1/

This has been translated as: I came.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veni,_vidi,_vici

Using Quotations Effectively
http://www.virtualsalt.com/quotehlp.htm


Who said you can please some of the people all of the time
and all of the people some of the time
but you can't please all of the people all of the time?

Editor’s Note:
I think you will find the correct quote is thus:-

"It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time;
you can even fool some of the people all of the time;
but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time."

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question9750.html

Dearest Mac T your exceedingly grovelling

(http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=e_wEAAAAQAAJ&pg=PA484&lpg=PA484&dq=exceedingly+grovelling&source=bl&ots=XQM5Qbg8pN&sig=xohKW8OnA_MAzBP0uuxfbzGlRR8&hl=en#v=onepage&q=exceedingly%20grovelling&f=false)

somewhat sycophantic

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=a%20sycophantic&page=6

is greatfully acknowledged

http://www.nber.org/papers/w2011.pdf

and will receive due consideration.

http://www.medwire-news.md/46/100990/Oncology/Salvage_surgery_for_oropharyngeal_cancer_needs_due_consideration.html




Oh Izzie, I love me a 90-mm antitank recoilless rifle, especially the M67 which was made in the United States.

Taken from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M67_recoilless_rifle
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Dear Stormy, your daughter must take after her smart Mom; she will be an asset to the educational dept.

Goodonya Dutchy, I knew you didn’t want them wailing on a little kid with glasses; so I’ve told him he can go home to his Mom now! Heh, heh, heh.

Ye cannot serve God and mammon. –
Matthew 6:24

Amen.
Concludes the New Testament at Rev. 22:21.
Author unknown but could be Jesus.
You can read more at:
http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

Waves. x
http://support.google.com/wave/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=1083134

Heh, heh, heh.

credit to: Tryagain
Thu 23 Aug, 2012 08:43 pm
Post: # 5,086,174
http://able2know.org/reply/post-5086174
Stardate: -310355.56504250143 - minus three one oh three five five dot five six five oh four two five oh one four three
http://www.hillschmidt.de/gbr/sternenzeit.htm

This Universe: which began with the Big Bang, and is estimated to be approximately 13.7 billion years old (plus or minus 130 million years).

Astronomers calculated this figure by measuring the composition of matter and energy density in the universe, which enabled them to determine how fast the universe expanded in the past. As a result, researchers could turn back the hands of time and pinpoint when the Big Bang occurred. The time in between that explosion and now makes up the age of the universe.
credit: http://www.space.com/13172-7-surprising-universe-facts.html

Gesundheit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gesundheit
Bless You!
One explanation holds that the custom originally began as an actual blessing. Gregory I became Pope in AD 590 as an outbreak of the bubonic plague was reaching Rome. In hopes of fighting off the disease, he ordered unending prayer and parades of chanters through the streets. At the time, sneezing was thought to be an early symptom of the plague. The blessing ("God bless you!") became a common effort to halt the disease.[2]

Another explanation suggests that people used to believe that a person's soul could be thrown from their body when they sneezed,[1] that sneezing otherwise opened the body to invasion by the Devil[2] or evil spirits,[3] or that sneezing was the body's effort to force out an invading evil presence.[1] In these cases, "bless you" or "God bless you" is used as a sort of shield against evil. The Irish Folk story "Master and Man" by Thomas Crofton Croker, collected by William Butler Yeats, describes this variation.[4]

Another legend holds that the heart stops beating during a sneeze, and that the phrase "bless you" encourages the heart to continue beating.[1][2][3]

In some cultures, sneezing is seen as a sign of good fortune[1] or God's beneficience.[5] In such cases, "bless you" may be spoken as a recognition of that luck.[1]

Alternatively, it may be possible that the phrase began simply as a response for an event that was not well understood at the time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bless_you



Nighty nightzzzzzzzzzzzz. x