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"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

 
 
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 19 Aug, 2012 05:48 am
@Dutchy,

My dunnage is ashore, cap'n, request permission to launch the jolly boat!
Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 19 Aug, 2012 05:59 am
@McTag,
Afternoon FS, Bosun and POMcTaggers Razz

Permission granted for you to launch your jollies Cool

We love a Jolly Roger!

(hope you got my email on your birthday Taggers - if not - Happy 7th/7th gone-by) Very Happy

Nowt but rain here in the SW as most of the rest of the UK basks in 32 deg of sunshine... heh, 'tis mighty green here tho and have seen some BIG water!

Have a great afternoon/evening/morning y'all and will catch ya later Very Happy
Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 19 Aug, 2012 06:48 am
@Izzie,
oh oh oh



Happy Days...


gotta love a BIG BLUE SKY!

Mr. Green




click...click...click
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 19 Aug, 2012 08:47 pm
@Izzie,
The Bosun celebrating the return of the Captain as only he can with his favourite drink. Cheers my hearties. Smile
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/145/drunksailor0.jpg

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1059/bosuns.png



Izzie
 
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Reply Mon 20 Aug, 2012 04:15 am
@Dutchy,
Good Morning The Bosun <we love your hearty> Razz ... and GOOD MORNING the ROTW...

kicking the morning in with a bit of ZZ




here we go...1,2,3,4...lalalllla
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 20 Aug, 2012 04:17 am
@Izzie,
For some reason I've been listening to this.
Izzie
 
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Reply Mon 20 Aug, 2012 07:09 am
@izzythepush,
Shocked Mr. Green

heh, that's certainly different IzzY! Razz


I'm going to join the critters outside whilst we have the very rare sunshine in the SW...

At Last




love this kid!

catch y'all laterzzzz...

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 20 Aug, 2012 03:51 pm
@Izzie,
Good morning crew, just getting over my hangover celebrating the return of our beloved Captain.

Tried to play your music Izzie but the powers to be have banned it from being played downunder!

Enjoy the sunshine Izzie but don't get sunburnt.

Waves from downunder.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 01:39 am

The nipper and Beth are getting married next month.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/Tags1/IMG_0027.jpg

So "At Last" went very well with that. What a voice that young man has.

We can adopt him as lookout and foghorn on the ship.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 01:49 am
@McTag,
Good morn'n to ya. Gotta hit the sack; it's past 12-midnight. Mr. Green
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 02:25 am
@cicerone imposter,
Gawd, Izzie, this ship seems to be partying? It's your fault Wink I can confirm Mr B, did have a drink but he doesn't look like his photo Smile

Congrats on the future marriage how exciting Mc Tag!

CI no one stays up after midnight UNLESS they are partying with thy self or others Smile

Average weather , average day, but refuse to feel average.

FS
Roberta
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 02:43 am
@FOUND SOUL,
FOUND SOUL wrote:

CI no one stays up after midnight UNLESS they are partying with thy self or others Smile



I stay up after midnight every day--and I'm absolutely not partying.
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 02:48 am
@Roberta,
Goodness, you are better than me, I can't do that, but I can get up at 6am every day or I do. Only due to diabetic dog..

I guess there is the real answer, I have to go to bed way before Smile

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Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 03:02 am
@Roberta,
yup.

4 am here, but no party.

time to crash...

Zzzzzz.
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 03:14 am
@Rockhead,
10.15am here and GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, afteroon, evening and nightime to the woild! ci will be soundo and FS and the BEAgle will be soon to have dinner, Boida is in her peaceful zone and we are just getting the day going!

Go Bed Rock! Smile

Kitties are loving a big box laying on the floor... dawgs are snoozing. Maddie has been poorly but after lots of meds and TLC, it looks as tho she has recovered now and is no longer Dropjaw Dawg (TN).



Ha, Bosun, not that much sunshine yesterday (tho I think Tulip beached it) and the rain returned last night Sad I iz no lobster, but still a little colour in my cheeks from three beautiful days a week or so ago where the sunshine was with us (such a rare occurence in the SW - sadly, tho it's not chilly so no complaints and the river has spared us thus far) Very Happy




Starting the morning with a wave to New York, New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of lallllllllllllllllllllllllllalalallla




(((((((Crew))))))))

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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 03:23 am
@McTag,
McTag wrote:


The nipper and Beth are getting married next month.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/Tags1/IMG_0027.jpg

So "At Last" went very well with that. What a voice that young man has.

We can adopt him as lookout and foghorn on the ship.


Such lovely news for your family POMcT Very Happy Wishing them well a blessed future and hoping all the plans are going well. You will all have a wonderful day, for sure. Congratulations to the Nipper and Beth!

At Last... yes indeed, and a mighty fine set of lungs that wee chap has - I'd listen to him sing any day... mahhhhhhhhvellous!
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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 04:19 am
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-e-ZTfZ5A16w/UDNaOoWh-dI/AAAAAAAAW3k/Fc0J07m_8e0/s640/DSC06015.JPG

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JamsrMUJQkI/UDNaucgWz8I/AAAAAAAAW3s/vrGNo-wTHL8/s640/DSC06329.JPG
Tryagain
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 01:37 pm
I just couldn’t believe it, I was so excited to hear the good news that reached me out here in the boonies, Ima sure y’all are thrilled at this unexpected turn of events; to celebrate my girlfriend and I watched three chick flick DVDs back to back. Luckily she was the one facing the TV, whilst I was able to read ‘Ontwaken en de strijd’ by L.J. Smith.

As y’all may know I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister; but I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y, but you know you're a hillbilly when your TV is bigger than your book case and I saw a documentary on PBS on how ships are kept together, I can tell you it was riveting!

Did you see those Olympics? I’m so pessimistic that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… I wouldn't fancy my chances. But I did take part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze.

Talking of bronze and beautiful; after checking my diary I find I’m a little late in wishing the delightful Mismi a happy wedding anniversary; I will decline to sum the years but if we were in Rome it would look something like: MLXVI – MLIV. May the Lord enlighten and guide your path over the next decade, or failing that checkout Henry Wellge's birdseye map of Birmingham, Alabama.

So, how’z thangs goin’ wid you and what’s his face then? You know the Old Testament saying: ‘all things come to he who waits.’ I’m not a million miles from anywhere, but I’ma million miles from getting there. (((Miss)))

Tulip, many congratulations on your daughters exam results, I’m sure you are very proud of her.

FS, I get the impression you are something of a mystic, in tune with nature and the rhythms of the seasons; may with you the force be.

MacT; hearty congratulations on the forthcoming nuptials of your son.

My dear Dutchy, I’m so glad you postponed your meeting with Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn and you remain the most senior member of the ship’s crew. Never underestimate the pleasure you give to others.

Which brings me back even though she's taken the "T" out of her GTL routine, mama-to-be Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi has an extra-special glow about her these days; "Everyone will be surprised to see a different side of me. I'm loving, caring, sensitive, protective and very maternal, no matter what people might think."

I think that’s what Lizzie Borden also said!

Which reminds me; I’m madly enthralled at the return of the Captain and the serendipity that perspicacity and sagacity will once again maintain equilibrium as we divest ourselves of surplus apparel and continue our discussions in the kitchen...
Blessed are the A2K throng.

Sorry, that should read, ‘Bleached is the A2K thong’.

Now, before y’all blame me….. It was only in the 1828 edition of Noah Webster’s dictionary of the English language did he drop the final ‘u’ in such words as color, flavor and humor, and don’t get me started on the dropping the last ‘h’ in place names; those poor people of Pittsburg!

Arrrrh…
As I was a-walkin’ down Paradise Street,
Way, hey, blow the man down…

A pretty young damsel I chanced for to meet
She was round in the corner and bluff in the bow
So I took in all sail and cried “Way enough now”…

I threw out my hawser and took her in tow
And yardarm to yardarm away did we go
She said to me “Try, will you stand for the treat?”
“Delighted,” says I, “for a charmer so sweet”

It was up in her quarters she piped me aboard
And there on her bed I cut loose with my sword
But just as my cutter was forging ahead
She shouted “The Bosun!” and jumped out of bed…

He was seven feet tall, had a chest like a horse
And right for my jawbone he plotted his course
He loosened my rigging; he kicked me in the stays
I flew down the stairs like a ship on tidal waves

I chanced on a packet that happened on by
And when I awoke I was bound for Shanghai
So I’ll give you fair warning before I belay…
Always take heed of what pretty girls say.

Amen.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 21 Aug, 2012 03:44 pm
@Tryagain,
Hi there Tryagain, it is a pleasure to wake up and see you've honoured us with another visit. As usual your literary skills stand out like a beacon in the Sahara Desert, incredibly funny but also very educational. Your poetry also speaks of a Hillbilly of great wisdom and worldly experience but isn't time you settled down with a pretty senorita?

One last thing, congratulations on getting bronze at the Olympics, I got blisters. Ciao my friend.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 22 Aug, 2012 12:37 am
@Tryagain,

Try, you naughty chap, you lifted all these jokes off the BBC website.

Plaigiarism without acknowledgement on this vessel means that you have to walk the plank.

Sorry.
 

 
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