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"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

 
 
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 01:36 am
@spendius,
spendius wrote:

Now our sons are not averse to throwing eggs at OAP's windows and passing cars.


Big lads oop North, bloody big meals, huge bowel movements.

Quote:
We all wept.


I know the feeling.

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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 01:57 am
@Izzie,

Quote:
Taggers - haven't seen you around the boards so much these days - I'm figuring you're a busy fella. Hope all is good with you and the Cabin Boy!


Fair to middlin', thank' ee.

Don'cha hate it when you're eating a crumbly buscuit, and you feel a sneeze coming on?
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 03:02 am
@McTag,
Or when the crumbly biscuit falls into your cup of rosy, turning it into sludge.
Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 08:43 am
@McTag,
McTag wrote:

Don'cha hate it when you're eating a crumbly buscuit, and you feel a sneeze coming on?


<passes screen wipes to Taggers> Wink

Afternoon Crew

nasty nasty rain and mizzle... school's turned the heating on!

time to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Shocked

http://www.tyoung.org/rrmc/catnap.gif

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Izzie
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 08:44 am
@margo,
margo wrote:

I regularly pray for Roger Federer's backhand.


I regularly pray for Roger... Embarrassed



Mr. Green
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 03:57 pm
@Izzie,
Morning Izzie and Margo, I hope your prayers will be answered, but I must remind you Federer is a married man plus Mrs.B admires him too. Smile

Nice day downunder, will go down to my mates workplace shortly, and Chef the BBQ for twenty blokes, an every Wednesday ritual which I enjoy doing.

Marinated T-bone steaks plus German and Italian sausages are on the menue, not forgetting heaps of onions.

Waves to the crew.
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 04:16 pm
@Dutchy,
That sounds delish. I think we are having tacos...bleh. It's a kiddy request.
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 05:36 pm
@mismi,
I'm in my manic mode if you couldn't tell...wound up tighter than Dick's hat band. Whatever that means.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 05:40 pm
@izzythepush,
cleavage.

that is what cleavage is for

cleavage is just an ornamental crumb catcher
Rockhead
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 05:41 pm
@mismi,
I think that's a type of penis ring.

surely that's not what you mean, missy...
mismi
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 05:46 pm
@Rockhead,
Oh lord no.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 05:48 pm
<snort>


Rocky. Please mail screen cleaner. You owe me.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 06:02 pm
@ehBeth,
Now there's a sig line..
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 06:56 pm
@ehBeth,
Cleavage always catches my eyes ehBeth never thought of it as a crumb catcher Laughing
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mismi
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 07:39 pm
@ehBeth,
I really don't like crumbs in my cleavage though. It's itchy.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 07:40 pm
@mismi,
That's what cleavage crumbellas are for (really! I googled it Shocked )
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2011 07:59 pm
@ehBeth,
Well I googled "Crumbellas" as well but all I came up with were "eye-catching" bikinis. Wink
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 03:11 am
@ehBeth,
It's not often a young lady replies to me with the word 'cleavage.' I doubt it will happen again, but I do appreciate it. Thank you.
spendius
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 04:29 am
@izzythepush,
Quote:
The bikini is perhaps the most popular female beachwear around the globe, according to French fashion historian Olivier Saillard due to "the power of women, and not the power of fashion". As he explains, "The emancipation of swimwear has always been linked to the emancipation of women."


As a dedicated follower of both fashions and trends I assume from that that women will not be emancipated until they doff the lot and that those ladies who pose for the "mags" without the veils are the only women who are actually emancipated.

Philosophically I am driven to the conclusion that the term "emancipation" is commonly used relatively rather than in any scientific way and that the bikini is a derivative of religious theology and thus ridiculous to an atheist. The bikini certainly looks ridiculous to me. I don't think Jenny Waterstones would ever have worn such things.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 04:33 am
@spendius,
With due respect spendius you and I have different views of bikinis. I doubt of some of the ladies here share your views either. Smile
 

 
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