"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

mega hug!

May I be permitted to say your pictures Izzie are tranquillity incarnate, a secret world far from the madding crowd. Just mind how you go as a fall there would leave you more than a crooked mile from help.

Anyway thanks for all your good wishes over the chance of a coffee with Roberta - It would appear that the exertion of her putting extra locks on the door sorta put paid to that idea, although I'm sure I heard whisper, "Go swivel" which must be a New York term of endearment. Or on the other hand, perhaps she thought I was Kicky!

Anyway I'm exhausted from all the cleaning as there were no takers, although even if I say so myself, I must say that I did look kinda fetching in that maids outfit!

I also wanna take this opportunity to apologize to Dutchy and Sheila for my references to G'day cobber and Sheila after hearing that ...

Aussie suing for race abuse after workmates call out 'G'day, sport'

"He comes from a land where the people are renowned for their laid-back attitude.
But it seems Geoff Stephens doesn’t take after his fellow Australians – because a bit of teasing about his nationality has led to a race row.

The council worker is suing bosses after accusing colleagues of making racist comments – including constantly greeting him with ‘G’day, sport’.
He said he was on a ‘cocktail of anti-depressants’ because of the constant abuse which he claims will ‘eventually kill him’.

He added that he asked fellow wardens to stop making Australian jokes, but they continued.
They regularly greet him by saying ‘G’day, sport’ and ‘Is your girlfriend called Sheila?’.
Other phrases include ‘throw another shrimp on the barbie’ and jokes about kangaroos."

Please be assured that henceforth such stereotyping will cease forthwith.


JPB and Wandel - Good news - The President is to make his 2012 campaign headquarters in Chicago.

Bad news is; nobody has won that far away from Washington!

Catch y'all laterz.

Tryagain, I don't know where you're from, but this is Noo Yawk. I already have three locks on the door. I think that's enough.

Foist of all, nobody gets into this apartment. It's a mess. Well, not nobody. I'd let Thomas in. He's seen it worse. And my friend whose actual real name is Sheila. She's seen it worse as well.

Second, I don't have a coffee pot. I used to have two, but now none. It's a long and extremely boring story how I went from two to none. I'll spare you.

Thoid, I don't got no coffee. Stands to reason that if I don't have a coffee pot, what the hell am I gonna do with coffee? I have some instant decaf.

Fourth, if you wanna have coffee with me, it will have to be in some public place. You pay, and you'll have to listen to me kvetch about getting to wherever we meet. You'll also have to listen to me kvetch about everything else once we get seated.

Fifth, your avatar makes me nervous. You don't really look like that, do you? I don't look much like my avatar. For one thing, I don't have spots.

So are you still game?

Izzie, Glorious pictures. What an eye you have, girlie. Magnifico. I'm very glad you're back.

Hey Kiddo how's it going? I'm outta the left field iffin' you know what I mean.

Three locks on ya door; pah! The last time I saw so few was down at the 21st Precinct, and that ain't so easy on the radio.

I feel I'm nearing first base as you only seem able to find five reasons to be repulsed by my unwarranted suggestions. I see you know the guy we call 'Hatchet Man' Thomas, whatchya gonna do; send him round to punch my lights out?
Save ya breath doll, the switch ain't broke, and I already got disconnected for non-payment.

I may be a Marion Mitchell Morrison lookalike but I understand about transport; if your Segway is in the repair shop you can hitch a ride on my Enjoi skateboard with Krooked wheels and Non-Rated Bearings with Hard Risers resplendent with Countersink Screws - All Trademarks acknowledged.

Now Shirley that's an offer you can't report to the cops!

Izzie, great to see you back on board!

Do NOT call me doll. And if you value breathing in both directions, do NOT call me Shirley.

Listen, Rover, not only are you barking up the wrong tree, but you're in the wrong forest, on the wrong continent, in the wrong hemisphere. In fact, I question your planetary connections.

If you manage to get past the large doorman in the lobby and my three locks, be prepared to start cleaning. Just because you're committing a felony doesn't mean you can't be of some use.

As for Thomas, he can take care of himself, and I can take care of myself. Don't mess with me. I have a cane, and it can turn your lights out.

I have never been on a skateboard, and I never will be on a skateboard. I had to google Segway to find out what you were talking about.

As to your resemblance to the Duke, I'm not impressed.

Take it somewhere else, kiddo.

No NOT mess with me.


Hey, Izzie. How you doin'?

I like it when somebody gives Try what for....you go girl!!

Oh kay doh k, I'll take that as a maybe then. In that case do you got some loose leaf Darjeeling?

Hi Stormy, double-teaming I see - cover with two defensive players - an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition - protect or defend (a position in a game); "he covered left field". Oh boy, can it get any better!
I think not...

Hi Try I've always been partial to left fielders

I'm a right-fielder fan, myself.

Sorry, no Darjeeling. I don't like tea. So far, you're batting a 1000, but for the wrong team.

Hellloooooooo Dahjeelin's

Pooped moi! Big long day and Ima knackered!

Been some chittering going on 'ere - gonna havta go and catchup


<smooches Bleu... ya still got ya maids outfit on a? a? a? I have chores for you... >

Try wears a maid's outfit?

he shirley does! Wow - 2ft of snow Stormy - man, ya need Blue on a snowblower methinks!

I'm picturing lacy black French maid......

Changes every impression I had of him!

Try on a snowblower in a French maid's outfit...hehehe he'd freeze his cheekies off

Hey Boida, TC, JPB, BEAgle, Missy, Stormy, RH, jw and Blue et al

Well, had a major busy day and am ready for my bed! It's been soooo cold all day and I did some good trekking and shooting and pottered into the town. Got home very chilled so been drinking copious quantities - I should married Earl Grey a?

Little fella is doing much better but only just gone to bed (midnight!!!!) - so think we may get a little lay in tomorrow.

How is everyone doing here

I can see that Blue is full of happy chatty - love that - twonk!

well, something like that <snicker>

Say no more Stormy, just fire up the range, get the skillet hot and rustle up some hominy grits, scrambled eggs and bacon and I'll strap on some snow shoes - grab my duster and mosey on over!

BTW how is the Olde Towne Team adoing?

Baseball is all very well as a game for girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys. I always used to put my left boot on first, and then obviously my left sock.

You gotta remember; as long as no-one scored, it was always going to be close, that's why we play the game. Anything is possible, anything can happen, and we proved that again tonight.. I roll with the punches but I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was not right..

I suppose a glass of Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin Rosé is outta the question!

Hey Izzie back from your adventures I see, hope you had a good time. Don't you go encouraging then goils, them is just doing jest fine - you have gotta love those cheerleaders!

Hey Blue - 1.05am 'ere - so Ima off to my bed darlin - if you could just put the kettle on and grab one of these...



or ya know, improvise

turn the sheets and

thanku - I would appreciate that greatly

Nite sweetie - have a great rest of your afternoon/evening oot there! Be gentle with the goils! Smooches xox x


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Sorry Try, my grill is closed down for the winter, but you can still feel free to bring your duster over anytime!
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As for the Olde Towne Team...I'll let ya know when the season starts again