Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 06:58 pm
In the eyes of countless religions, I'm going to hell. It's fine by me...because as an outsider, it seems to me that every last soul on this planet is going there. I'm sent there by Christians and Muslims at least, for being an infidel... But they condemn each other there and other people of "wrong" faith, too.....in the end, nobody has the slightest whimpering chance. No heavenly choirs, no virgins, no nuthin. We've all done wrong in somebody's book and there's no way to appease every last silly god people ever thunk up. I'm sick and tired of the silly gods, hells and heavens and preachings of morality based on a heap of fairy tales.

I ain't an agnostic. Not even an atheist. I am a plain ole heathen and I think we deserve our spot in the sun, too. After all, we only live once and then it's downhill from there. 6 feet down, to be exact.

So, heathens, let's live it up, first round's on me!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:04 pm
Don't let them fool you. Christians and Muslims can't send you to hell. I am a Christian but also believe that you have the right to believe, or not believe, in anything that you want.

Do I pray for your soul? Yes. Can I make an impact on you? Not likely.
Do I wish you a good life? Absolutely.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:06 pm
Hi, heathen. I'm an atheist, but, I like your style.
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username
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:07 pm
Besides, the music has gotta be WAY better in hell. No musician worth his or her chops has ever had any chance of going the other way.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:07 pm
Anyone want to have a naked dance with me?? Very Happy
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:10 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Anyone want to have a naked dance with me?? Very Happy


Do I have to join the club? Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:13 pm
Re: Heathen Club
dagmaraka wrote:
In the eyes of countless religions, I'm going to hell. It's fine by me...because as an outsider, it seems to me that every last soul on this planet is going there. I'm sent there by Christians and Muslims at least, for being an infidel... But they condemn each other there and other people of "wrong" faith, too.....in the end, nobody has the slightest whimpering chance. No heavenly choirs, no virgins, no nuthin. We've all done wrong in somebody's book and there's no way to appease every last silly god people ever thunk up. I'm sick and tired of the silly gods, hells and heavens and preachings of morality based on a heap of fairy tales.

I ain't an agnostic. Not even an atheist. I am a plain ole heathen and I think we deserve our spot in the sun, too. After all, we only live once and then it's downhill from there. 6 feet down, to be exact.

So, heathens, let's live it up, first round's on me!



Yay!!!!!


I guess spirits are ok??????
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username
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:14 pm
only if they're alcoholic, not ectoplasmic.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:17 pm
username wrote:
only if they're alcoholic, not ectoplasmic.


I eschew ectoplasm.
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sublime1
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:18 pm
Dancing naked with shewolf and the first rounds on Dag? Where do I sign up?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:20 pm
dlowan wrote:
username wrote:
only if they're alcoholic, not ectoplasmic.


I eschew ectoplasm.


Understandable, it's very eschewy.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:20 pm
Intrepid wrote:
Don't let them fool you. Christians and Muslims can't send you to hell. I am a Christian but also believe that you have the right to believe, or not believe, in anything that you want.

Do I pray for your soul? Yes. Can I make an impact on you? Not likely.
Do I wish you a good life? Absolutely.


It's Christians like you that I like.

...but as soon as I'm told by some self-important feeling Christians how moral or immoral my actions or thoughts or countries or continents are, as judged by their beliefs that are so far far far removed from mine, I must frown. I don't go and tell them what's right or wrong to believe, though I clearly do have an opinion on it. Meh.... It's mostly this country, more than any other I've been to, that's so saturated with this missionary preaching attitude. Romney's speech infuriated my inner heathen and now she's here to party.

So, round of naked dance around the fire, yes.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:23 pm
No need to sign up...very soon we won't be able to read or write anyway, the way liquor flows here...
Take a swig and join the party... we have no communion here!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:29 pm
Don't get lost on the way to the party though!

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rjo0374l.jpg
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:37 pm
And everybody gets a t-shirt. Here:
http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/photo_heathen.jpg
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:44 pm
sublime1 wrote:
Dancing naked with shewolf and the first rounds on Dag? Where do I sign up?



(swooooooning)




thud
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:44 pm
Let me get my costume..


http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000J2GD0U.01-A2Y624Y5TXKSKI._SCLZZZZZZZ_V40841699_.jpg
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:45 pm
Intrepid wrote:
Do I have to join the club? Laughing


not at all!!
Smile
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:46 pm
Weeeeee!
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 8 Feb, 2008 07:56 pm
I'm in, but I don't want a damn pink T-shirt....

Got any in black?

Cool
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