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Wed 30 Jan, 2008 08:09 pm
If we compare ourselves to Mitt Romney.
A news release from the NAACP:
Quote:Mitt Romney is officially the whitest man in America.
Cycloptichorn
I would have to consider other factors, such as his lack of rhythm, before I could truly consider him to be white.
Ha! And, to think the kids and Bear made fun of me for tryin' to sing along to "Try to catch me ridin' dirty."
YAY! I'm not so white afterall.
Rosa Parks is my hero.
Seriously.
DrewDad wrote:I would have to consider other factors, such as his lack of rhythm, before I could truly consider him to be white.
you do know that if a black man said that he'd be called a racist.... but you get a pass because you're white. Subtle, but racism none the less. I'm quite disapointed :wink:
Does he wear shorts in December and spend more than $500 per annum at L.L. Bean or Land's End? Does he own gleaming white "tennies" (running shoes)? Does he say "okey dokey" while wearing a fanny pack (laugh it up Brits and Aussies)? Is he disappointed that the State quarters are being discontinued? Has he seen David Gray in concert more than once? Does he enjoy model airplanes and train sets, even in adulthood? Has he ever been to Hilton Head or Aspen?
shorts with black socks I'm betting...
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:shorts with black socks I'm betting...
Or gold toes with sandals.
I've always wanted a train set.
...add to that his square-jaw and breathless delivery, he's running a lackluster campaign.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:shorts with black socks I'm betting...
If you're going to give him the black socks with the shorts then you may as well give him a metal detector.
I would like to nominate Glenn Beck, Clay Aiken and Clarence Thomas for the inestimable honor of the title "America's whitest man".
snood wrote:I would like to nominate Glenn Beck, Clay Aiken and Clarence Thomas for the inestimable honor of the title "America's whitest man".
Glann Beck, just watched him (2 minutes) for the first time this week; he needs a trainer every bit as much as Lou Dobbs. Clay Aiken I don't know of and Thomas is just plain vera strange.
Bill Cosby calls Clarence Thomas "Brother Lite".
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