engineer wrote:I just can't get this line out of my head...
The Onion spoofing Bill Clinton wrote:"No longer will I have to endure watching candidates like Hillary Clinton engaging in single-pump handshakes with voters, as I use every last ounce of restraint not to shout out, 'No! Warm double-clasp! Warm double-clasp!'" Clinton said. "America deserves someone who can do it right."
"Ooooh, Bill. You make me titter with laughter when you hold it like that!" giggled Monica, his newly rehired ethics-in-government strategist.