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Dick Cheney for President

 
 
Reply Fri 4 Jan, 2008 02:29 pm
If you're like me, and I think you are, you've grown tired of all these milquetoast, moderate softies competing for the nomination on both sides. There's not one among them who could hit a single gay-choice-climate-changing-pacifist in a pack of gay-choice-climate-changing-pacifists, with a shotgun.

It's time we elected a President made not of cells and tissue, but of billions of tiny Satans. Who also looks like The Penguin.

That man is Dick Cheney.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessay/400-cheney-01.jpg

You're wondering, How could Dick possibly hope to compete this late in the game? To that I say, It starts with you and I, friend. It starts with you and I.

And Hannah Montana.

That's right comrades, all we need is a single endorsement from the most powerful "Tween" on Earth, Miley Cyrus. And as a former session drummer for her father, country LEGEND Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm confident I can make that happen. What I need from you is campaign money, as we all know Dick's tenure at Halliburton essentially left him broke. So please, via PayPal, send your donation to [email protected], and not only will you be supporting a noble cause, you will have made yourself elligible to win FREE HANNAH MONTANA TICKETS!

Cheney '08: America's Future Means Dick
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jan, 2008 02:45 pm
He can't run again, he's already been president for two terms.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jan, 2008 02:46 pm
FreeDuck wrote:
He can't run again, he's already been president for two terms.


hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jan, 2008 02:55 pm
You ought to drink yourself before uttering such words, Pitcher!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jan, 2008 02:56 pm
dlowan wrote:
You ought to drink yourself before uttering such words, Pitcher!


Why do you hate freedom?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jan, 2008 02:58 pm
Gargamel wrote:
dlowan wrote:
You ought to drink yourself before uttering such words, Pitcher!


Why do you hate freedom?


Why do you hate the world?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jan, 2008 03:01 pm
dlowan wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
dlowan wrote:
You ought to drink yourself before uttering such words, Pitcher!


Why do you hate freedom?


Why do you hate the world?


Nonsense. America is my favorite world in the universe.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jan, 2008 03:03 pm
I mean, if Dick Cheney would go hunting more often - he certainly would stay as a president for lifetime.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jan, 2008 03:03 pm
Gargamel wrote:
dlowan wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
dlowan wrote:
You ought to drink yourself before uttering such words, Pitcher!


Why do you hate freedom?


Why do you hate the world?


Nonsense. America is my favorite world in the universe.


Why, then, do you wish such horror upon it?
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jan, 2008 09:25 am
Re: Dick Cheney for President
Gargamel wrote:
It's time we elected a President made not of cells and tissue, but of billions of tiny Satans.

This made me chuckle quietly to myself.
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