Does that burning-rag-in-the-gas-tank move really work?

why aren't you putting up that fence so the dogs won't stomp and **** on the garden anymore?

If mame, shewolf and caribou want to come over, I'll have to put another pot of coffee on.

Pacco says, Pomeranian?

Hey, don't forget me . . . i could use a cup of coffee, too . . . anyway, me an' the little doggies were mindin' our own business when the stinky old drunk and the pasta bender decided to attack . . .

Got any a them little sammiches with the crusts cut off?

....extra pot of coffee ....then you're expecting a long night, huh :wink:

Well . . . i don't know about that . . . but me an' the doggies are always on the look out fer sammiches . . .

Well, if you're offering stuff, I'll take a glass of Chardonnay over the Astroglide any day.

But I don't do it with dogs.

the chick'n 'n dumplin's are almost ready.

gang bangin's hungry work.

sorry set, we're all outta bread 'cept for 2 lemon pepper rolls, and wally's claimed them.

What's that suppose ta mean, huh?

Probably not. Check out how this guy lights his cigarette with the gas tank.

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