1
   

Does that burning-rag-in-the-gas-tank move really work?

Forums: Autos
Email this Topic • Print this Page
 
 
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:26 pm
George wrote:
Not unless you've got the right gasoline-vapor-to-oxygen ratio.

You might try picking the car up and shaking it a bit before adding the
burning rag. Let us know how it works out.


Yeah, see, I knew it didn't work like they do it in the movies. Are you saying that a person trying this would probably end up blowing themselves to smithereens in the process?

Gus, hand me that oily rag. I'm going to cause a REAL distraction for them dogs!
0 Replies
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:26 pm
<Gustav begins to lick pomeranian's balls and then looks at Kicky and says, "You son of a bitch! You tricked me! I hate you so!"
0 Replies
 
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:26 pm
kickycan wrote:
Yeah, Gus said he's going to lick your dogs' balls to distract them while I sneak into the house to kick your ass!

Another one of his great drunken ideas! I love that man's mind!


I'll be laughin' so hard, you might even survive . . . PASTA BENDER ! ! !
0 Replies
 
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:27 pm
<laughing in the corner while trying to light oily rag>
0 Replies
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:28 pm
Rockhead, this is no thread for you. Go, my son.... go home.
0 Replies
 
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:29 pm
Never mind Rockhead! Keep licking, Gus!

<snickering>
0 Replies
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:29 pm
I am going to start a thread fairly soon about Montana and how surprisingly thin that woman looks.
0 Replies
 
Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:30 pm
But I really like lighting fires....and I got my own gas.
0 Replies
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:30 pm
kickycan wrote:
Never mind Rockhead! Keep licking, Gus!

<snickering>


Snicker one more time, freak, and I will shred you like cheese.
0 Replies
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:31 pm
Rockhead wrote:
But I really like lighting fires....and I got my own gas.


Someone get him out of here........NOW!!!
0 Replies
 
caribou
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:33 pm
What's that smell?
0 Replies
 
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 12:50 pm
It's the gas emitting directly from the men in this thread, caribou. If they combine that with all their hot air, they can light a Hummer on fire.
0 Replies
 
Chai
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 01:16 pm
you're just jealous because they're not going to gang bang you for 3 straight days.

I better go get an extra case of astroglide.





I just hope they don't get mixed up and gang bang the car for a few days, and try to put a gasoline soaked rag in my....

oh, never mind.
0 Replies
 
Wally Tea
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 02:09 pm
Chai,

Who gives you the most trouble, Kicky, Gus, or Setanta's dogs?

Tell me now! I am here to protect you.
0 Replies
 
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 02:10 pm
Chai wrote:
you're just jealous because they're not going to gang bang you for 3 straight days.

I better go get an extra case of astroglide.

I just hope they don't get mixed up and gang bang the car for a few days, and try to put a gasoline soaked rag in my....

oh, never mind.


Estimating the cumulative IQ of some of the men on this thread, that's a likely possibility. Razz Twisted Evil

And what do you mean, 'extra'? Surprised Shocked
0 Replies
 
caribou
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 02:20 pm
Notice they all ran away when a female posted.

Wonder what they are up to now?

Eh, whatever....

so Chai how much 'glide should one have onhand?
0 Replies
 
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 02:23 pm
Yeah, enquiring minds wanna know.
0 Replies
 
shewolfnm
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 02:28 pm
can you guys fight nude or somethin'?
0 Replies
 
Chai
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 02:37 pm
well, we'll need enough for everyone...kicky, gus, set, the pomeranian.

times 3 days.

does anyone have one of those scientific calculators with the co-efficients and decimators and everything?
0 Replies
 
Wally Tea
 
  1  
Reply Wed 19 Dec, 2007 04:24 pm
I have a calculator, Chai. Does this mean caribou, mame, and shewolf will be joining us?
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Can you please help me identify this car and perhaps artist - Question by robosecure
Plug-in hybrids - Discussion by C99
videos of old cars and trucks - Discussion by edgarblythe
Car Wont Start First Try.... Once in a while - Question by IronMan2007
Toyota has new battery and won't start - Question by kathrynl
Is anyone pondering the economic impact of driverless vehicles? - Discussion by hingehead
My first car! 57 Alpina D3 or 05 Slk 280 - Question by Scott94
transmission. making clinging noise?? - Question by tjdave00
Camry Engine Locked - Question by jaesjones
can you help me identify these hubcaps? - Question by shewolfnm
Any Opinions On the Toyota Prius Hybrid ? - Discussion by OmSigDAVID
 
  1. Forums
  2. » Does that burning-rag-in-the-gas-tank move really work?
  3. » Page 2
Copyright © 2024 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.09 seconds on 12/24/2024 at 11:54:47
▲ ▼