@spendius,
You are slowly being swallowed up by Global Capitalism. You have lost control of America. It hardly matters who wins the election now.
In fact there is a good case for postponing it. It hardly looks the time to be handing this baby over to a new and inexperienced team. Or how about making President Bush Secretary of State for Survival and relegating the White House to a Visit Event. A bit like how Russia managed the problem. Vlad's running on the hoof.
You can bet your boots that Troopergate started with some shagging and we look a bit silly debating such things with the graphs of the DOW looking like shark's teeth. You can't trivialise the election much more than being focussed on a shagging at this time in our affairs.
It could even like like Troopergate is a way of trying not to think of the Financial Crisis.