I deeply appreciate the sincerity of Neologist's question:
"Nevertheless, there must exist certain absolutes, wouldn't you think?"
AND
real life's: Isn't the statement: 'There are no absolutes' actually an absolute?
I think that the distinction absolute and relative has created more problems than it has resolved, an example of the problem of dualism.
Nevertheless, staying within the "normal" framework of dualistic thinking, I consider it reasonable to say that all statements and thoughts we make and have take their value from a context of relativism. Nothing occurs in a vaccum.
YET, everything is--ON THE WHOLE--absolutely so.
Everything exists relative to everything else, and this is the absolute case.
Remember that the philosophier, John Searle, said something similar regarding the dualism, subjective vs objective:
Our lives, he said, are subjective phenomena, and that's an objective fact.
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*I may have paraphrased him to the point of distortion, but I like my paraphrase nevertheless.