Cheney having Heart Surgery, Bush Temporary President

Scary

I just hope he doesn't decide to invade North Carolina while the bossman is out.

Ha! Good one, Edgar!

How does a pacemaker function when there's nothing to attach it to?

Ok...we have no heart, no brain....what was the other one?

Tinman, scarecrow.......oh! The cowardly lion!

that would be the guy who had other priorities during the Viet Nam era.

Yes. In the final edit, just three incomplete characters remained to accompany the young American virgin on her journey to the mountaintop. Left on the cutting-room floor were, as we all know, the Irish Wolfhound (no liver), the French castrato (you know), and Barry Manilow (no soul).

swiped borrowed stolen from PDiddy's blog:



Last Saturday doctors performed surgery on George Bush's asshole, and this Saturday they'll do it again! But this time, it's the other asshole, Dick Cheney. They are going to take apart his robotic pig heart and replace the core reactor.
That's the Friday News Fun from the White House this afternoon. The procedure is just the latest of so very many operations for Cheney, who has already racked up "four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant the defibrillator."

During Bush's time as "president" tomorrow morning, he is expected to play with his dogs and maybe work on his fort in the back yard.