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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
Squeakybro
 
  -2  
Reply Sun 16 Nov, 2014 05:39 am
@dlowan,
I was wondering who was moving my posts.
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tsarstepan
 
  3  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2014 03:14 pm
Roberta wrote:

I've become a butter knife amidst a sea of steak knives. Child scissors amidst a sea of seamstress shears. Can't even cut my way out of a paper bag.


http://able2know.org/topic/260008-2#post-5821852
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Butrflynet
 
  3  
Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2014 05:51 pm
One Eyed Mind wrote:
No matter what I do, I am going to end up in circles via this sequence of numbers.
parados
 
  5  
Reply Wed 24 Dec, 2014 11:21 am
@Butrflynet,
DNA Thumbs drive wrote:

I didn't read the article, I posted it for you to read, so from that you will just have to draw your own conclusions.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2014 09:57 pm
@parados,
FBM wrote:

Of all the movies I've ever seen, this in undeniably one of them.

http://able2know.org/topic/262550-7#post-5847901
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 10 Jan, 2015 06:30 am
@tsarstepan,
Lordyaswas wrote:

One should never have sex with one's mouth full, as this obviously increases the risk of choking.

http://able2know.org/topic/264312-1#post-5856553
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2015 05:56 pm
@tsarstepan,
ossobuco wrote:

Has it not occurred to you to not imbibe a whole jar of jalapenos?

http://able2know.org/topic/265732-1#post-5873218
ossobuco
 
  0  
Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2015 06:26 pm
@tsarstepan,
Snort. Jalapenos are on the mild side, but I can imagine a jarful could cause a rumble.
tsarstepan
 
  0  
Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2015 06:28 pm
@ossobuco,
Still, solid advice Ossobuco.
ossobuco
 
  0  
Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2015 06:35 pm
@tsarstepan,
They might frighten bacterial flora!
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 02:00 pm
@ossobuco,
cicerone imposter wrote:

I have been told that anything in moderation is okay.

http://able2know.org/topic/220071-2#post-5874019
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 08:32 pm
@tsarstepan,
sozobe wrote:

Christmas trees are very stressful from when they can crawl until they're like three.

http://able2know.org/topic/181915-2#post-4858892
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Lustig Andrei
 
  2  
Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 09:23 pm
Ticomaya wrote:
Take a bunch of anecdotes, and you got statistics.


http://able2know.org/topic/265912-1#post-5874366
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Butrflynet
 
  1  
Reply Fri 6 Feb, 2015 03:58 pm
bobsal u1553115 wrote:

You're not the boss of me even if you do have a dungeon and whips!
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jespah
 
  1  
Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2015 11:02 am
I read back about 17 or so pages (and I read them in reverse chrono order) and man they are funny.
tsarstepan
 
  3  
Reply Wed 18 Feb, 2015 08:17 am
@jespah,
bobsal u1553115 wrote:

A2K is magical place with two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

http://able2know.org/topic/267498-1#post-5886179
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2015 12:36 pm
@tsarstepan,
Squeakybro wrote:

Your an idiot.

http://able2know.org/topic/266115-3#post-5892762
The irony is carcinogenic.
tsarstepan
 
  0  
Reply Sat 21 Feb, 2015 08:55 pm
@tsarstepan,
fbaezer wrote:

Boyhood as best film would be a mistake like Rocky was in 1977. Only they won't be playing reruns of Boyhood in 2053.

http://able2know.org/topic/264933-2#post-5893116

That's how I feel about this groundbreaking film.
tsarstepan
 
  0  
Reply Tue 3 Mar, 2015 11:45 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

You're in good company. The box stumped Erwin Schrödinger as well.


http://able2know.org/topic/269319-1#post-5899777
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jespah
 
  5  
Reply Fri 6 Mar, 2015 08:03 am
techy636cotton wrote:

your I.Q is terrific! the highest I.Q level that has ever been scored is 103, the average is 109


http://able2know.org/topic/48197-2#post-5901966
 

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