DOCTERS NURSES ANYONE HELP

Please DON'T YELL. You generally won't get doctors and nurses giving advice here - because it's an internet message board not a surgery. But I 'm a fully qualified mum and it sounds to me like you've got a sore foot.... If you don't think anything is broken then my mum advice is to take a couple of painkillers, put a packet of frozen peas on it and if it isn't better in a couple of days you should go to the doctor.

Did your foot fall asleep?
(cut off circulation?)

Perhaps you've been bitten by a spider.

Wait ... stepped on a tack?

It sounds as if you may have pulled your leg.

To lug ( pull or tug laboriously ) a leg can be very painful but serious cases of luggage are exquisite and rare.

The condition's onset may be exacerbated by excess baggage but elevation of the affected limb is a popular remedy. Massage may prove fruitful.

If pain persists see your doctor.

Do you have a cure for excess baggage?
Nice to have you back - hope you had a fun holiday.

I make light of matter.

Yes, it's lovely to have A Day off.

check your uric acid

If it's a radioactive spider, being bitten by a spider is a good thing.