Flip flops with skinny jeans for a guy?

how do you bend over in them, or squat?

Hipsters are too cool for bending or squatting.

Kinda like this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guMuiE-kmic

Those pants look ridiculous.

They must press on your bladder and make you feel like you have to pee all the time.

The legs are super idiotic looking too.

Oh, definately. Always make sure your shoes are shined before firin' up the ol' backhoe. Of course, real fashion models (male) always pose with the 5 o'clock shadow look.