Actually one of life's little lessons lies in leslie.
For those who don't know, Leslie is an outrageous transvestite who lives in Austin.
Thing is, he's never bothered with the feminine niceties that would have made him relatively unnoticeable.
Let me put it this way. Take Dyslexia and slap some lipstick and eyeshadow on him, dress him up in pair of pantyhose, platform shoes, mini skirt faux fox fur jacket, and glittery scarve, and you will have an approximation of how attractive leslie is as a woman.
Leslie's been around much longer than I can remember, getting up to occassional hijinx, but mostly just hanging out and being snarky.
At this point, it's expected of him to dress rather outrageously every day, and be, well, leslie.
I'm sure his health, besides his recent injury, has not been all that great for years, and it's been taking it's toll.
To many, he's just a joke, I'm sure many find him offensive, to the point of beating him and leaving him on the side of the road.
In other words, I can't imagine anyone aspiring to be him.
lesson....learn when the parties over.
but he creeps the fuck out of me.
