i need to vent about police, again.
get pulled over, cop asks me "have you been to jail?" in like 16 different formats before i snapped back "no, and in 10 seconds when you ask me again guess what, STILL NO."
Then he starts with some seatbelt ****, talkin about my attitude and my body language and how he knows somethings up.( even going as far as rude remarks about my lazy eye!) i mean comeon threaening a k-9 unit? for what? i keep my drugs at the house jackass.
The whole time i was just hoping this retard would get hit by a truck, jk , but almost. i guess he wasnt happy with my 1 word answers, i mean he asked have i been to jail, i said no, he asked again i said no, i mean it went on for like 5 minutes! at first i thought he was joking around.
COP "so then why are you so nervous?"
ME (on the inside) "BECAUSE I HAVE 2 IGNORANT ROBOTIC MINDED PEOPLE WITH PISTOLS WHO CANT THINK FOR THEMSELVES AND WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO PUT ME IN JAIL RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW LOOKING LIKE THEY ARE READY TO PULL ME OUT OF MY CAR AND BEAT MY ASS DOWN, THATS WHY YOU **** FACE!"
The other cop cant even hear me and he just starts in "whats the problem with your friend over there? WHYS HE GETTIN AN ATTITUDE?" i mean i wanted to burst, i just wanted to start kicking him in the face screaming " STFU STFU STFU! NONONO, i havent been to jail, EVER. YES, i had my ******* seatbelt on the whole time , i am going to work, NO I HAVENT BEEN ARRESTED BEFORE, NO, NOPE, I STILL HAVENT BEEN TO JAIL YET SORRY, still no you idiot!"
It was like they wanted me to say something specific, i swear is was like they wanted me to say something to give them cause to search the car or someshit. i wasnt really paying attention after i realised how dull the cops were, but i could tell they were trying to manipulate me with their words.
Which doesnt work on me, sorry piggies.
And another time thE cops asked ME AND MY FRIEND "so how do two boys like you make it in a neighbhorhood like this?, i mean i would have a weapon with me at all times in this area" "Your sure you dont have any knives?, its not a big deal you can show me" i wanted to be like WTF! "i seriously should carry a knife, but thanks to bastards like you trying to imprison me with lame attempts at verbal judo, i dont carry one because currently you are more of a threat to me than a mugger, and thats a fact mr pigofficer!"
Hopefully i can move soon so the cops wont target me for being poor anymore. stupid fucks.
/endrantventing
on a cheerier note at least im still record free, despite the police attempts at finding any reason at all to incarcerate me. I WIN!