Insulting rhymes

able 2 know,
nah i doubt it
u guys r jus hoes
u aint got the skills
like i have
to be a produce a lyrical kill
so dont even try
jus curl up and cry

lol sorry gotta go
i hope this helps you become
able 2 know

um heres a diss for bossy girl

yo mama
stop dressin like a banshee
stop actin like cocky britney
you cant find true love
maybe you can find some love but only with your money
ya know why
all da sugardaddy already went for other hottie not someone bitchy
so no need tryin to be like ur livin in odyssey world
word

lol random random

i will see u in may your nothing but gay

Adamant bitter assinine places.

Remember the story before the punch line?

rat rap

yo, don't mess wit Roger, he used to be a rat.
Well now he's a donkey, but he's still effin'phat.
If you really piss him off, you'll talk to the cat.
Nermal's ass is bad, he'll whupp you nothin' flat...

"Late one night I found this board,
In search of something witty,
But as I read the primitive prose,
I've found it's rather shitty.

If racial epithet and preschool rhymes,
Are all you have to offer,
Then save your time, and ours as well,
And please don't even bother."

-Misanthropic Maggie

Sorry above posters. I can't stand stupid phrases like "whitey." It's overdone and has *nothing* to do with rap Just one more way for people to cave in to stereotypes and rhyme without saying anything of substance. Spend the extra 2 seconds coming up with something original.

ok folks, enough wit day gay jokes, specially from a gay broke bitch yo self, alope, dis guy is do do, dis guy work her longer than me and i get paid more den you do, dog take a seat, wuts this guy standin in line for, he dont got money to eat, check dis out, yo yo this guys cashed his whole check and bought one ho ho, fuckin homo, little maget, u cant hack it, hes gay your a faggot, atleast he admitts it, dont even risk it, this guys starving to death somebody get him a biscut...

just something small

yoyo bitch, you can't tell me what to do,
i mean srsly bitch, it's like, screw you.
I don't give a **** if you wanna be bossy,
btw, your teeth, yeah, floss'em!
Trying to command with that little ugly teen,
omg bitch, that's very ******* mean.
and what the ****, he's white?
goddammit! don't touch him, that ain't right!
you're both on your way up shits creek with no paddle,
mainly cuz u chose me in this battle

btw, i am white.. and Eminem is the bomb!! (: but u wanted some white (racial issue)rap

i hate da snitches, i love da girls, they call me slick, cuz i roll with curls, hustling bitches, das ma motto, i played the jackpot and won the lotto.

yoooo listen up
hold tight daddy dolla
big up all the mandem let me spit fam give me room!!!!!!!!!

listen!listen!
if u come tu me with a vex attitude
imight get mad at u
drop it slow ova ur head like egg parachute
when im on the mic always no that daddy dolla is cuming through
always represting westbrom town for westbrom youths
since thirteen ive been killing beats wiv the same teem
ive been told tu give a little shout out tu nadine
big up my boy faz repping revolte radio
let me shout out to ma people in palestine
im here for life and cant be stoped
let me send out much love tu rdot
dunno reply like me

I'm russian too Privet, bratan

You think you're all that, but you really ain't ****, if you keep talking crap, you're gonna get hit. Walkin around the town, acting like a badass. when in reality, you look like a fat ass. I'm comin from the dome, straight from the brain. When you read my lyrics off, you might go insane. My lyrics are like acid, they burn right through, look at your stupid ass, what the **** can you do?

Your lyrics are like acid? Well so are mine
If you get enough you'll be uber-fuckin-high
And they're illegal in 18 countries
For being so goddamn funky
Punk, see, you're a monkey, I'm king of the jungle
A lyric junkie, while you're after a bunny, bunny tumbles
Now you're in my wonderland
The darkest place since Thunderland
Where roaming around are to Dobermans
And sick beats get dropped like Timbaland
It's like thunder, man
Not Conan's Gunderland
But this is my home, my hole my dome
Not you're stupid-ass reality of sanity
Where's your formalities for vanity
Don't waste my energy, you better see
This kinetic-y way of gettin cheese
I'm lyrically over you're Sempervee.
Your garden of harvest
Strange for a narcist
Let me park this, hard bitch
Into a park bench
It's almost the end
Don't you pretend
That I didn't whup your ass
I'm like you but times ten