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Insulting rhymes

 
 
Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 11:46 am
Hi i am just a newb in this , and i would like to ask you all BIG stars =) in rap battling , can you make up rhymes not for rap battle but just to insult a person , for example if he is fat you might say :"Hey look the F***er looks like Jabba the hut or better yet your a f***ing retard" but maybe longer with more meaning and stuff =) can you for example spit smth about a bossy girl or a small white teen.I bet you can , maybe you could post them here so we could compare the skills.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 12:06 pm
Running spell-check like an aviator,
Gotta love the name of Neg-o-tie-tor.


Hmm... needs a little work.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 12:21 pm
I like "you're a F***king retard.

That's a good rhyme
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 12:40 pm
Can I get a definition for Fasterisking?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 12:45 pm

Fasterisking: to type asterisks in a speedy manner...
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Negotietor
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 12:46 pm
Well Drewdad can you rhyme some good insults on a girl who is bossy ? ( i am sorry for the spelling , i am not english speaking, russian heh )
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 01:17 pm
No go. She ate her.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 01:30 pm
These sites might help with technique:

http://www.wikihow.com/Freestyle-Rap

http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-5346.html

http://nappydiatribe.blogspot.com/2006/01/friday-rap-battle.html

May I ask, how did you discover the A2K site?
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Negotietor
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 01:40 pm
A2K ? huh ? where am i god damn it ? well i am a fan of english stand up comedy and just plain rap so the only real rap is in rap battle not that cheap 50 cent or other pop artist crap.Oh looky i got shot 9 times...well f*ck the guy who shot you must be a moron , or a f*cking blind man...
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 02:11 pm
A2K--Able2Know--the website where we're posting.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 02:13 pm
I concur...he must have been blind if he had to shoot him 9 times
boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 06:59 pm
Rhymes about a girl who is bossy?

She's so high and mighty
Like a whitey aphrodite
Acting as though she's God almighty
djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 07:03 pm
boomer in da house

throwin' down with the best of them
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 07:12 pm
I got mad skillz and a good dictionary, beyatch.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 07:45 pm
u 1 cray-z beyatch boom
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 08:05 pm
girl be buggin'




<wanders off muttering, do people still say buggin'>
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 08:09 pm
we know a dinasour
who's big and blue
don't mess with her
or here's what she do
she'll chew a dictionary
and a thesaurus
then take you out
like a tyranasaurus
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 08:29 pm
Truth be told, that was from a poem written about me by one of my ex-boyfriends.

I am the whitey aphrodite.

And a bit of a thief.

So ha!
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 20 Apr, 2007 08:42 pm
My admission should in no way reflect any lack of appreciation to dj and his lovely rap about me and my reference library.

That was so sexy it made me smile for the first time all day.
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anonymous007
 
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Reply Fri 19 Dec, 2008 06:32 pm
@Negotietor,
a small white teen eh?hmmm...
if it's a girl...
"look at this small ass girl...
her white face just ruined my world..." you'll need to come up with the rest...

if it's a boy...
"look at this small white ass boy...
i think his penis is a small toy..." and then come up with the rest.

(they're raps just so you know...oh and,you're welcome)
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