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Tsunami to hit the East Coast of America on April 1st 2007

 
 
Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 08:23 am
Source: http://www.webwire.com/ViewPressRel.asp?aId=28435

Over the last few months, there has been growing evidence for a tsunami hitting the Eastern Coastal regions of the Americas on April 1st, 2007. Although the evidence comes in the form of parables, the reasons for the event are straightforward. In summary, over the last 2000 years, people have chosen to follow Paul or other ideologies over that of Jesus. His main message, "Love your neighbour as yourself" has been drowned out and the results are poverty, oppression and war. These are fuelled by ideologies such as consumerism and capitalism, which are particularly prevalent in the West.

http://www.worldends.co.uk stresses the need for the removal of all ideologies in opposition to following Jesus enabling the formation of the ideal human society. One underlying ideology is wisdom ("common sense") which has been highlighted using the number of the beast; the 666th name in the Bible is Solomon who was famed for his wisdom.

This has a bearing on the date of the tsunami. The opposite of wisdom is foolishness, and Palm Sunday falls on April Fools' Day this year. The tsunami on this date represents anti-wisdom, anti-666 and the first step towards removing all ideologies opposed to following Jesus.

The North American continent has a picture of the whore of Babylon drawn onto it from the outline of Hudson Bay, with Labrador representing the Scarlet Beast as described in the Book of Revelation. Babylon has significant Biblical relevance, and is predicted to be destroyed by a mountain being thrown into the sea (Revelation 8:8).

The tsunami will originate from the island of La Palma (note that the name sounds similar to "Palm" as in Palm Sunday). A volcano on the island will erupt causing a landslide into the sea. The volcanic dust cloud will also cause the full moon to shine red as predicted in the Bible (Joel 2:31).

New evidence has arisen from events exactly one month before the predicted date. On March 1st 2007, a volcano erupted on the island of Sicily. The name of the island sounds like "silly" which has relevance for the same reason that April Fools' Day does. On March 3rd, the lunar eclipse caused the moon to shine red, paralleling events predicted for April.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 08:37 am
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evidence comes in the form of parables


Heeheehee.
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au1929
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 08:38 am
Another religious fable in the making. I am waiting for the reasons given when it does not occur on schedule.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 08:38 am
pffffffffffffffft. There is no way to predict a tsunami this far in advance.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 08:49 am
(Er, the date, people...)

(Well, non-boomer people...)
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 08:56 am
I dunno if April Fools has anything to do with this, soz. Does the UK recognize the 'holiday'?
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Diest TKO
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 11:54 am
Fools are recognized in all countries whether they are of the April variety or not.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 11:58 am
Last paragraph:

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New evidence has arisen from events exactly one month before the predicted date. On March 1st 2007, a volcano erupted on the island of Sicily. The name of the island sounds like "silly" which has relevance for the same reason that April Fools' Day does. On March 3rd, the lunar eclipse caused the moon to shine red, paralleling events predicted for April.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 11:59 am
So if Hudson's Bay is the image of the whore of Babylon (insert HUGE rolly-eyed emoticon here), and Labrador is the image of the Scarlet Beast, then i suggest that the eastern coastal regions to which this joker refers should be PEI, Nova Scotia and New Brunswick. No reason for New England, New York and the Carolinas to suffer.

Truly, the number of wacky claims and outright contradictions in that screed is breathtaking.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 12:03 pm
http://uplink.space.com/attachments/477003-hudsonbay.gif

That looks like a whore to you ? ! ? ! ?

What kinda women have you been hangin' out with?

http://www.heritage.nf.ca/lawfoundation/images/labrador_map_395.gif

That's Labrador--that looks like a "scarlet beast" to you ? ! ? ! ?

What kind of beast, an enraged slug?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 12:04 pm
alasdair is an anagram for rad alias.

Coincidence?

I think not.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 01:50 pm
...and "tsunami" is an anagram of "I am nuts"...
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 01:51 pm
Laughing

That was fabulous...!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 03:46 pm
littlek wrote:
I dunno if April Fools has anything to do with this, soz. Does the UK recognize the 'holiday'?



That's where you got it from.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 03:49 pm
Setanta wrote:
http://uplink.space.com/attachments/477003-hudsonbay.gif

That looks like a whore to you ? ! ? ! ?

What kinda women have you been hangin' out with?

http://www.heritage.nf.ca/lawfoundation/images/labrador_map_395.gif

That's Labrador--that looks like a "scarlet beast" to you ? ! ? ! ?

What kind of beast, an enraged slug?




To me, they look just like chickens.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 03:54 pm
April 1st is a very auspicious day.

Some very nice people were born on that day.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 04:54 pm
Now here's a coastline that's evocative of something other than an enraged slug: http://tampa.creativeloafing.com/binary/92c227ed/tpa_cover.jpg

PS Original cartoon is by B. Kliban which I could not find online anywhere -- a contiguous outline of the Eastern US with the caption: Hey Europe, eat my Florida!

April 1 birthdays -- er, Debbie Reynolds?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 05:26 pm
Be honest now, Jespah, the wrath of God is descending on us because of Velveeta, ain't it?
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georgeob1
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 05:56 pm
What is just as amusing (and about equally logical) is that Al Gore is predicting that catastrophic global warming will occur within a few decades.
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Tico
 
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Reply Tue 27 Mar, 2007 06:12 pm
uh ... welcome to A2K, alasdair.

You don't happen to have hair like, but more hard-core, than Fabio?
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