All of your burning philosophical questions answered

jespah wrote:

boomerang wrote:

Oh hurrah! I have a philosophical question that is driving me crazy:

Are the "Star Wars" movies best viewed in the order they were made (4-6, 1-3) or in the order of the story (1-6)?

It's actually an extremely complex algorithm. First, never watch any of the episodes that are not prime-numbered in order of creation. This immediately eliminates 4 and 6, so you miss nearly all of the immensely annoying Jar Jar Binks character.

This leaves you with 1, 2, 3 and 5. 3 has too many Kenner toys (I mean, ewoks) in it so you should watch that part first and get it over with, then burn it in the pagan ritual of your choice. This applies to the entire movie, but only watch the ewoks part, all the while lamenting about the lack of quality entertainment in the world today.

Then watch #2 but be sure to mute all of the Yoda sequences and replace them with the hit songs of the 70s. There's nothing like Yoda singing "You're Having My Baby".

Then watch #5 backwards. Finally, watch #1 and be sure to take a drink every time the Millennium Falcon goes into hyperdrive.

Oh now you have me confused.

The one with the ewoks was number 6, but it came out third.

And

I would rather drink when the Millennium Falcon goes into hyperdrive during number 4 (because I like to drink), but it did come out first. I don't think the M.F. was even in #1.

And

I think Jar Jar Binks was in Episode 1, which came out fourth, but I've been wrong before.

jespah wrote:

George wrote:

If Gus put Odor-Eaters in his boots, would he disappear?

Sadly, no, although it's worth a shot and we could all use the respite.

Oi! Gus is the grand old man of A2K.. if A2K were an ancient, traditional village, Gus would be the bearded village elder, introducing the young 'uns about the lessons of life. They would gather around in an attentive circle as he taught them about truth and virtue and sheep.

I see no one has asked the all important question yet, so I will.

What is the meaning of life?









By the way, I've already seen the movie. :wink:

Jespah, you are a very funny woman. I remember being startled by how quick and funny you were back on a certain thread long, long ago about a duck, (not on a2k).



Does nutella stand alone as the embodiment of deliciousness, or should it be accompanied by vanilla ice cream?


Is the road not taken paved with gold, or covered with diamonds the size of pea gravel?

dyslexia wrote:

[When I was younger I went to NYC to pick up the British motorcycle i had ordered and I sat in a coffee house in Greenwich Village and listened to Rick Von Schmidt and John Hammond singing the blues on the sidewalk. I also wondered why Richard Nixon was a quaker.

Wrong question.......


The question is:

"Why a Quaker would become Richard Nixon."

Perhaps The Great Jespah can answer this burning question:

I have been unusually busy this week and haven't logged on for five days or so. I cannot possibly read all the new posts that are popping up, so tell me...

Which threads from the past five days are "Don't-Miss"es?

Eva wrote:

Perhaps The Great Jespah can answer this burning question:

I have been unusually busy this week and haven't logged on for five days or so. I cannot possibly read all the new posts that are popping up, so tell me...

Which threads from the past five days are "Don't-Miss"es?

Well, this one, of course.

Then there's the one on Politics where everyone yells at everyone else. Then the one in Religion where everyone points fingers, says we're all going to hell and yells at everyone else. Then there's the one in Relationships where someone is using porn instead of sex and yells at everyone else. Then there's the one in Home Improvement where the water softener system isn't working and the homeowner yells at everyone else. Then there's the one in Autos where some guy is looking for used crankase oil to add to his Nutella sandwich.

If I say
"This is a false statement."
is it?

jespah wrote:

Eva wrote:

Perhaps The Great Jespah can answer this burning question:

I have been unusually busy this week and haven't logged on for five days or so. I cannot possibly read all the new posts that are popping up, so tell me...

Which threads from the past five days are "Don't-Miss"es?

Well, this one, of course.

Then there's the one on Politics where everyone yells at everyone else. Then the one in Religion where everyone points fingers, says we're all going to hell and yells at everyone else. Then there's the one in Relationships where someone is using porn instead of sex and yells at everyone else. Then there's the one in Home Improvement where the water softener system isn't working and the homeowner yells at everyone else. Then there's the one in Autos where some guy is looking for used crankase oil to add to his Nutella sandwich.

So....pretty much, same as usual, huh?

I have no burning philosophical questions. Is this a problem.

Drink the Fresca

jespah wrote:

Drink the Fresca

The question will be resolved once I figure out what the bloody hell a Fresca is when its at home.

I thought they were arty-farty drawing thingos on walls.