All of your burning philosophical questions answered

@jespah,

jespah wrote:

. . . May your balalaika remain in tune far longer than is normally thought
possible.

If it lasts longer than four hours, I'll see my doctor.

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they-ey know
It's the end of the world
'Cause you don't love me . . . any more?

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@Setanta,

Setanta wrote:

Why does the sun go onshinig?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they-ey know
It's the end of the world
'Cause you don't love me . . . any more?

I believe Onshinig is in upstate New York.

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That's that there prison they call Sing Sing, huh?

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@George,

George wrote:

jespah wrote:
. . . May your balalaika remain in tune far longer than is normally thought
possible.
If it lasts longer than four hours, I'll see my doctor.

It's a wise man who knows when his balalaika's been strung too tightly.

May you find outlet malls when you least expect them.

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@Setanta,

Setanta wrote:

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they-ey know
It's the end of the world
'Cause you don't love me . . . any more?

I had deja vu about that question and, sure enough, so does A2K.
http://able2know.org/topic/92784-13#post-5175888

Yet I will endeavor to update my answer.

It has to do with a ribbon-cutting ceremony in the former Yugoslavia. While the Artist Formerly Known as Prince was being feted and given the keys to a small town (as the keys to the city were lost), a great eagle swooped down from the sky, carrying a pygmy marmoset. It dropped the marmoset which, miraculously, was not dead, and instead was in shock. Prince then wrote When Doves Cry.

#truestory

Er, what was the question again?

May you shake hands and eat ice cream, in whichever order you choose.

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I thought so, too. But after scrolling through many pages, i decided, what the hell, it was a good joke once, why not twice?

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Hey, noble know-it-all from the town of beans. Tengo una pregunta.

I'm sitting on the couch, and I can't stay awake, so I figure it's time to go to bed. I get into bed, and I can't fall asleep. How come this happens? Huh? How come? I await your answer.

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@Roberta,

Maybe there's something wrong with your bed. Are you sure it's plugged in? Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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@Roberta,

Roberta wrote:

Hey, noble know-it-all from the town of beans. Tengo una pregunta.

I'm sitting on the couch, and I can't stay awake, so I figure it's time to go to bed. I get into bed, and I can't fall asleep. How come this happens? Huh? How come? I await your answer.

Lying (or is it laying?) down wakes you up. You will need to start sleeping while standing up. But not on the subway, or you'll end up in Queens.

May all your small talk be about Elvis.

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Why are Spongebob Squarepants?

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@jespah,

I don't ride the subways anymore. And Queens I can deal with. It's Brooklyn that makes me noivous.

Horses sleep standing up. Obviously it's possible. I'll give it a shot and let you know what happens.

Elvis small talk. Sigh. I miss the big lug.

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

Why are Spongebob Squarepants?

Because Spongebob is of a squarish configuration.

May your fluorescent lights never flicker.

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@jespah,

jespah wrote:

. . . May you find outlet malls when you least expect them.

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH OUTLET MALL!

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@George,

George wrote:

jespah wrote:
. . . May you find outlet malls when you least expect them.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH OUTLET MALL!

They sell soft cushions there.

#truestory

May all of your passwords contain numbers that are multiples of 4.

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@jespah,

well listen here.....I have artificial intelligence all u guys learned it but I was born with such info

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@edgarblythe,

Quote:

why are spongebob square pants?

CUZ THE GUY IS A SQUARE...SAY HAHA IF U GET THE JOKE

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@Roberta,

Quote:

Hey, noble know-it-all from the town of beans. Tengo una pregunta.

I'm sitting on the couch, and I can't stay awake, so I figure it's time to go to bed. I get into bed, and I can't fall asleep. How come this happens? Huh? How come? I await your answer.

YOU HAVE INSOMNIA LOOK IT UP....MEANS YOU ARE AGING FASTER THEN A REGULAR PERSON AS WELL SO GOOD LUCK AND SHOUT OUT TO QUEENS IM FROM BK

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@Setanta,

Quote:

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they-ey know
It's the end of the world
'Cause you don't love me . . . any more?

ok first off the sun has protons inside it colliding together at vigorous speeds to cuz light in all stars including the sun...that's why it shines
sea "rushing to the shore" is representing some sort of actor or person meant for this by the author...and without love your pyramid of life would lose its foundation ...NEXT

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@George,

if you really care towards yourself you wouldn't be in counciling in the first place but to answer your question DO ABSOLUTLEY NOTHiNG...wanna know why? is like me saying I'm addicted to reading books if it benefactors to u in the end result you don't have to worry just go with the flow

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