No it seems my monitor wasn't playing up at all. I've just googled "When did Scotland last qualify for the World Cup?" and see it was 16 years ago in 1998!
They haven't qualified for the 4 World Cups since then, and yet fly-blown third-world countries have!
I suppose the jocks have gone soft nowadays, that figgers because I hear Edinburgh is the gay capital of Europe!
Tut-tut, whatever would William Wallace say?..
PS- maybe Scotland going independent will be a good thing after all, because I'm sure most of us Englishmen don't want to be linked to a nation of cissies who can't play football..