Hello smorgsie. I never doubted you would return. I hope you had a happy festive season.
The cash tills were ringing pretty loud and clear. On the News at least. They show it every year on the News. They probably charge the store they film it in, after an auction of sorts, and with a cheery voice-over and shots of happy shoppers bearing away their bargains we, that's us tossers sat on the sofa watching the News, obviously, are supposed to feel like we are missing something and resolve to get down there tomorrow for when the bouncers open the doors. And there's hardly a bargain worth a banana once you get it on to the pavement.
Apart from the booze and the smokes and the mince pies and the choccie-chochyys. I saw one lady "just have one more", she is watching her weight, 22 times in about an hour. Pretty evenly spaced as if she was rationing herself. Perhaps visiting bespoke corsetry designers should leave their card with ladies like that.
Have you done any protesting about the government recently?