THE BRITISH THREAD II

the style is similar. Sense of humour similiar (and spelling). He's a Brit but...no it cant be...its a different name.

General Tom and Lord Ellpus are two different people, unless Tom Fulery took the name Ellpus on elevation to the peerage, and I think the likelihood of that to be slim indeed.

That certainly bears the stamp of the Ellp.

Hooray, I've been missing the old buffer.

I think McTag agrees with me.

Steve: it is easy to start a 2nd A2K account. i have a 2nd account as "Wally Tea".

I rather doubt Ellpus having that sort of patience.

But it's ITVish (before the watershed) enough. Obsessive enough as well.

My guess is Mathos. Top dog fantasists write like that.

The scatology is way down on where Genet left off in the '20s I think it was. A long, long time ago anyway.

Maybe it's someone tempting us to put up some extracts from the famous but now sadly defunct ZIT magazine. Whatever- the person evidently feels superior to the rest of us.

Wrong! As usual.

According to your rantings and immature input, I have been many, rather like Reagan in the Exorcist.

The Pen is No!
Drawler No!
Lynn No!

There have been one or two others Spendi, making accusations as you do, is a sure sign of schizophrenia. You want to be careful, people on these threads are going to start thinking you to be daft!


On a new note, if my very good friend Lord Ellpus has returned to the fold under an alias, we need to make sure we have the cushions ready, we don't want his piles to be playing him up again, do we?

Evans above. Said Mrs Evans. You know Wandel I had no idea the same person could post under two different user names. :wink:

Mathos wrote-



I should be so lucky? I thought they already did. It never entered my head they were only going to start on it.

After all everybody's legs are fresh at the start. It's only at they end that they get all lathered up. In my experience at least.

that would be like mathius posting as spenthos...totally preposterous as I'm sure you will agree.

France's next "second lady" is likely to be a Welsh mother of five: report :wink:

Thats fortunate. I was wondering how Sarkozy was going to get his message across the Banilieue of Cardif and Abergavenny.

I quite like the idea of starting a second account.
How about we play a game! - I start a new account and you all have to guess who I am, and whoever gets it right has to start a new account, and we all guess who they are.

I used to think spendius was mathos, but then mathos sent me pictures of his holiday. So then I thought spendius was Gus, but apparently he's not.
I'm actually Francis.

I think it is stupid, irresponsible, underhanded, superficial, boring, pointless and childish so count me out.

Come on, spendi. Why don't you play. Guess who I am?

I don't have breakfast with you in three weeks time if you don't stop that .... NOW!

Walter is the winner!

(Actually, I told Chai I would stop doing that.)

The sad sap was sitting
On a block of stone
Way out in the corner
Eating all alone
The warden said Hey Spendi!
We gotta cut your hair,
Spendi started laughing
Because his head was bare!

I bet if Spendi came on here under an alias, it would have to be SCROOGE

It's ok- he's just cross because I thought he was gus. Actually I didn't think he was- someone said he was, then I thought he was.
I'm sorry spendy! I believe you are spendius really xxxxxxxxxxx

And xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx to you multiplied by C squared which is a euphemism for a very large number which satisfied pedantic twits who flattered themselves into thinking they had an angle on it.

I had a wonderful discussion in the pub tonight with a bloke who runs patients back and forth from hospital to hospital and home to hospital and so forth at, he reckons, £1.50 an hour which I thought was illegal under the minimum wage legislation.

It seems that the NHS, like charity shops, is taking advantage of bored pensioners to put taxi drivers out of work and to find employment for bureaucrats to count up their mileage and organise their efforts all of whom are probably on £10 an hour and the managers on a good deal more than that.

It was fascinating. I can't possibly go into the minor details on account of how long it would take to explain them. It seems they have a deal with the Inland Revenue but again one couldn't be expected to explain it in a short post such as this.

I haven't laughed so much since the landlady threw a pint at the landlord and most of it went onto the ceiling and for a few brief moments it rained beer.

Yeah my mate does that. It's called voluntary work, Spendy, ever heard of that? It's where people try to put a little back into the community instead of sitting back and sneering and carping at everything.