Dutch wrote-
Quote:Like to pay my respects to Mathos, I admire your garden, it is absolutely magnificent and a great credit to all your hard you my friend.
If I interpret that garble correctly it means that Dutch, besides being a bit slapdash, is singing the praises of hard work, bending and lifting heavy weights, skinning your knuckles, sweating like a pig, manicuring part of the earth's surface, spending large quantities of money, collecting items from as wide an area as possible, erecting gigantic phallic symbols in prominent places presumably to serve as never-ending assertions of the type we are all very familiar with, being bitten or stung, hopefully on the bollocks, by any one of a wide range of underevolved creatures of The Almighty to whom we owe this wonderful aroma of smouldering herbs, occasional visits to the A&E centre, climbing 18 deep steps holding burdens, which most of us would find difficult to shift off the sofa where one to appear in such a place, repetitively throughout the day, with no fag breaks anymore, and a whole range of other stuff which I feel readers here will be familiar enough with not to need me to go into any details.
But that's a minor matter. It's the two-fingers uo to Evolution I don't like.
How does evolution theory explain Mathos's garden which, were I to own a garden-centre I would say is truly beautiful.? There's not a sight or sound of that sort of thing in the whole of previous known life forms.
And it's carbon footprint!! Well--it sticks out like Jeremy Beadle's thumb.
With a bandage on it where a hammer had been misdirected when putting up the sign reading......
Suggestions on a posty for what the sign reads.
