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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 10:17 am
I am completely insulated from the price of petrol. The only time I cycle to the petrol station, I buy a newspaper. If its chucking it down, (has been known recently) I take the car. Which I run on used cooking oil. Which is free. And green. And stinks. But then a whiff of tetra-ethyl lead didnt do you any good either. And yes I do feel pretty smug, thanks for asking.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 12:08 pm
Steve wrote-

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never mind Francis we knew what you meant.


Exclude me from that. I didn't know what it meant. The word "nice" is usually used to compliment, caress even, one's own affectations and to suggest their superiority over the affectations of others who can thus be presumed to be not nice and hence inferior.

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I am completely insulated from the price of petrol.


Only a hermit is insulated from the price of fuel.

When cooking oil is heated enough to fry food it forms other chemicals which are not particularly good for the health of people cycling near the tailpipe.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 12:33 pm
spendius wrote:

Only a hermit is insulated from the price of fuel.

When cooking oil is heated enough to fry food it forms other chemicals which are not particularly good for the health of people cycling near the tailpipe.
Remember Herman and the Hermits? QED.

regarding cooking in a carcinogenic wash of vegetable oil and other stuff, I give up with the fish and chips.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 01:09 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
Remember Herman and the Hermits? QED.


I'm leaning on a lamppost and have no milk today ...

(It was my sister's favourite group Crying or Very sad )
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 01:18 pm
The first cooking is okay it is said by the scientists. But animal fats and palm, and coconut oil are cholesterol boosters.

The subject needs a bit of study. Sat fat content doesn't have to exclude water but the digestion does.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 01:27 pm
spendius wrote:
The word "nice" is usually used to compliment, caress even, one's own affectations and to suggest their superiority over the affectations of others who can thus be presumed to be not nice and hence inferior.


Well, given that you used the word about 550 times since you are on this forum, it is 25 times my usage of the same word.

From what I can gather, you used it most of the time in exactly the same way as I did...

But surely I didn't see the subtleties of your discourse..
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 01:47 pm
spendius wrote:
A pub is "nice" Francis when the company and the beer are both nice. It's fixtures and fittings and its name are of no consequence.

And the company can only be nice after prolonged intimacy. You need to be able to say that if you're not in at 11 pm you're in the hospital.


They arranged some fancy opening hours a few years back in the UK. I rather think it was intended to help the breweries sell more beer. It didn't work, beer sales in public houses according to Scottish Newcastle are tumbling down, a bit like London Bridge did.

You won't find much 'nice' company in pubs either after 11 pm. The nice folk are usually at home by then.

I was talking to a Landlord from Leyland recently, he told me he had to pay the customers to drink any considerable volumes in his pub.

You know he put groups on or a comedian. I asked him about strippers. "No way" he said. "They won't allow that in Leyland.

The old Leyland Motors Club became a filthy dilapidated blot on the landscape of the town.

Fancy that.

It became a haven for the scum of the town. Anybody who drank in there had no pride in their appearance or cared what they sat on. There were cob-webs all over the place when I called in to see it some years ago.

They eventually closed it down. There was a story in the local paper stating quite clearly " We need a new breed of members"

Well the place is about to be knocked down thank goodness and in its place will be a new health centre, gymnasium etc.

Thats more like it.


Thanks for your photographs Francis, I thought they were very nice.

Almost as good as my sofly boiled eggs and toasted soldiers.

I love 'em.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:07 pm
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:
Remember Herman and the Hermits? QED.


I'm leaning on a lamppost and have no milk today ...

(It was my sister's favourite group Crying or Very sad )
completely understand your distress W

must bring back horrible memories of having to listen to sister's favourite records over and over and over....

(surprised you are still brother and sister Smile)
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:13 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
(surprised you are still brother and sister Smile)


I honestly think that all started then (just one record player between the two of us)...
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:23 pm
Francis wrote-

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Well, given that you used the word about 550 times since you are on this forum, it is 25 times my usage of the same word.


Pure fantasy I'm afraid. Nice try though.

Mathos wrote-

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You won't find much 'nice' company in pubs either after 11 pm. The nice folk are usually at home by then.


That's the Franciscan usage again. Mathos being at home at 11 pm every night as one might expect and thus being himself "nice" by his own meaning of the word.

Let's face it--being at home and not on public view means you can shift your wieght to fart, pick your nose, scratch your balls, try on frocks, squeeze your zits, yawn obtrusively and not have to put up with any contradictions. Nice!

Polite society means being on public view so you can't make it all up what you've been doing.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:24 pm
Smile

ah well

it was a long time ago

all is forgiven now





perhaps

Smile Laughing
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:24 pm
Just imagining Sralex attempting to say

Landlord from Leyland recently

quickwy a few times.

Laughing
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:26 pm
AND THIS IS PAGE 666

not postin here no more
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:31 pm
Soo, I will post, my cell phone number begins with those digits.. Twisted Evil
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:44 pm
I said I wouldnt post but I have to alert the entire world that Francis is the Devil.

Yes not just a devil as in Man U fan, but The Devil.

The phone number of the beast is 666

And I thought he was such a nice chap

But thats what He (the devil) does

apparently

all nonsense of course
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:46 pm
McTag wrote:
Hey has anyone else been watching Melvyn Bragg's Travels Round Literary Britain (or some such awkward name) series on TV recently?
I think I mentioned this before, and Spendy responded. Or am I thinking of a conversation with my pal Tone?

Anyway, they were extremely good- the last one was about Scotland starting with Daniel Defoe at about the time of the Union of the Crowns and it dealt a lot with political issues as well as social issues of the time, and the literature arising from that. Right up to the present, Ian Rankin and Irvine Welsh via James Hogg, Robert Burns and Scott.

The whole series has been a delight, I recommend it. Started with The Venerable Bede in Jarrow I believe, but I missed the first prog. You can see clips on the Internet- itv.com/writtenword


Well?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:49 pm
no sorry i havent far too intellektual for me

not being funny mac or even munny fac

just had a little too much vino
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:50 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
I said I wouldnt post but I have to alert the entire world that Francis is the Devil.


Well said, Steve.

I nominate you my advocate...
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Izzie
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 02:54 pm
Hey Smile

Alka Seltzer on the way Stevie - see ya tomorrow!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2008 03:09 pm
I think it would be an excellent project to visit a few of the locals in my area from 11pm onwards and show you what I mean by taking photographs of the so called regulars.


There should be four or five if I call in half a dozen pubs or so.

I can convince the Landlord that allowing me to take a couple of photographs for a survey will be a good brownie point for his pub I'm sure.

The dumbo's stood at the bar and sat around the tables at that time, will think they are going in next months Lancashire Life when I'm clicking away.

All smiles and no teeth, you can bet on that.
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